Places you’ve been in jail...

[SantaBarbaraSker]

In chronological order:

Cambridge Nebraska (not so much jail as a cage)...Street racing

Oxford Nebraska (see above)...Street racing

Central City Nebraska... Street racing

Lincoln Nebraska... Assault, Public intoxication

Sioux Falls South Dakota...Disorderly conduct/assault

Denver Colorado....Drunken public/ disorderly conduct

Los Angeles California... Disorderly conduct

Tijuana Mexico...????

Las Vegas Nevada...Assault and battery.







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[That SOB Van Owen]

You don’t get disbarred for that many offenses? I certainly wouldn’t still have a CPA license.

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

In chronological order:

Cambridge Nebraska (not so much jail as a cage)...Street racing

Oxford Nebraska (see above)...Street racing

Central City Nebraska... Street racing

Lincoln Nebraska... Assault, Public intoxication

Sioux Falls South Dakota...Disorderly conduct/assault

Denver Colorado....Drunken public/ disorderly conduct

Los Angeles California... Disorderly conduct

Tijuana Mexico...????

Las Vegas Nevada...Assault and battery.







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LOL... These were all before I ever even attended law school. Every single one pled down to misdemeanors (disturbing charge)... simple bar fights (Vegas was for pushing a security guard in the pool at Bally’s)

A much different time 20 years ago. much more of a boys will be boys / youthful indiscretion mentality

Hell, use to make pie bombs, and blow stuff up in the pasture. Would be up on federal terrorism charges these days, lol.






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[SyfromSD]

In chronological order:

Cambridge Nebraska (not so much jail as a cage)...Street racing

Oxford Nebraska (see above)...Street racing

Central City Nebraska... Street racing

Lincoln Nebraska... Assault, Public intoxication

Sioux Falls South Dakota...Disorderly conduct/assault

Denver Colorado....Drunken public/ disorderly conduct

Los Angeles California... Disorderly conduct

Tijuana Mexico...????

Las Vegas Nevada...Assault and battery.







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Nice work. I’m still a jailhouse virgin. Luckily have been able to talk my way out of a couple close calls along the way.

If you ever want to raise hell or tip cows back here in SD let me know.

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Mayberry jail......throwing rocks at windows.

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

Nice work. I’m still a jailhouse virgin. Luckily have been able to talk my way out of a couple close calls along the way.

If you ever want to raise hell or tip cows back here in SD let me know.

Will be in South Dakota late next month pheasant hunting.



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[BIGSTICK67]

Trespassing and disorderly conduct.

Kearney fucking Nebraska.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Hope you like prison food. And penis.

What car were you street racing @SantaBarbaraSker

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I took a tour of the Nebraska state pen once

 

[BIGSTICK67]

@SantaBarbaraSker

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

Hope you like prison food. And penis.

What car were you street racing @SantaBarbaraSker

First one was 68 coronet RT... Identical to the one below but in bronze/root beer.

Second one was a 1964 Corvette convertible:

Now let it be noted that this was in the late 80s and both vehicles were raged-out and dirt cheap at the time.


Have an old-school picture of myself with my 64 Corvette from back in the day. If I can find it, I’ll post it sometime.





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[HuskerGarrett]

First one was 68 coronet RT... Identical to the one below but in bronze/root beer.

Second one was a 1964 Corvette convertible:

Now let it be noted that this was in the late 80s and both vehicles were raged-out and dirt cheap at the time.





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Nice. I’ve never gotten in trouble for that but I recently got an 06 Corvette Z06 so it could be coming

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

Nice. I’ve never gotten in trouble for that but I recently got an 06 Corvette Z06 so it could be coming

Excellent.... I’ve always been a Corvette guy. Currently have a 1958 fuel injected Corvette sitting in pieces in storage In Colorado that I’ve been wanting to restore for the last 15/20 years.😕




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[HuskerGarrett]

Excellent.... I’ve always been a Corvette guy. Currently have a 1958 fuel injected Corvette sitting in pieces in storage In Colorado that I’ve been wanting to restore for the last 15/20 years.😕




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Im loving the C6 so far.
I’m in CO want me to go grab it?

 

[hothouse_corn]

@SantaBarbaraSker, were you at least winning the races?

 

[Goskers07]

@SantaBarbaraSker, were you at least winning the races?

Have to assume he was racing the cops and lost if he got caught that many times.

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Have to assume he was racing the cops and lost if he got caught that many times.

He fought the law and the law won.🙁

 

[V-Doub]

Can I just name the places I haven’t been arrested?

 

[RedSeaRising]

Spent a night in the Benkleman, NE slammer.

 

[hothouse_corn]

Off topic for this thread, but is it possible to change the order of the reactions? It's way to easy to accidentally give a boner alert when you only wanted to give a like.