Missorui
Crime so bad here the Attorney Generals office compensates me amazing to work on average 2 days a week across the State.
My parents bought a lake house and retired here in 2020 (dad also bought the 6 acres surrounding them becuz the best neighbor is yourself)
I got offered a job to be a hired gun by the new AG Bailey to combat rural crime in MO and it was too good to pass up so my wife and I bought 44 acres here (4 acres on the Lake, the rest is timber that I've been slowly improving the past 3 years) and moved the family to Missour'ah for me to scalp defendants for the State.