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Ot- at what point during a shit

greybeardedchild said:
Lol, you guys seriously aren't discussing one of the most important biological functions of the human body that occurs multiple times a day?? Next your gonna tell me TnD doesn't have a thread to notify other board members of wife/casual relationship/hand porking encounters.
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We do. It's called Tonight's Dinner and it's in the Twilight Zone section, but it's all in code because we're all Southerners and very polite unless we're barking in your face.
 
cwessel76 said:
Get a few Busch Lattes in a Southerner and all bets are off.
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You're confusing family reunions with just hanging out, and yes. Family reunions can get ugly if all the fried chicken livers and thighs are gone and all that is left is Aunt Edna's jello mayo in fruit salad. Or if Uncle Jim shows up that bitch.
 
Dawgsauce said:
We do. It's called Tonight's Dinner and it's in the Twilight Zone section, but it's all in code because we're all Southerners and very polite unless we're barking in your face.
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Have to admit. I'm a little jealous of the bark. Wish our mascot made a cool sound. I'm really good at barking too.
 
Unless it clearly smells horrendous, I let the first wipe determine whether I flush immediately or ride it out.
 
I was heading back from the Dominican Rep (humble brag) on Sunday. I took a massive shit at the airport. As I left the stall a guy was waiting. He turned to look at me as he entered with the look of disbelief and disgust. It was at that moment I knew I should have courtesy flushed a couple times and not just once at the end,
 
Dble E said:
I was heading back from the Dominican Rep (humble brag) on Sunday. I took a massive shit at the airport. As I left the stall a guy was waiting. He turned to look at me as he entered with the look of disbelief and disgust. It was at that moment I knew I should have courtesy flushed a couple times and not just once at the end,
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yep this is why we talk about this typah stuff on tPB fart nugget , poor sumbitch that went in after. but most these airports have sensors so you would need to stand up and git back down. I try n not shit in public places
 
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