Ot- at what point during a shit

[Dawgsauce]

Lol, you guys seriously aren't discussing one of the most important biological functions of the human body that occurs multiple times a day?? Next your gonna tell me TnD doesn't have a thread to notify other board members of wife/casual relationship/hand porking encounters.

We do. It's called Tonight's Dinner and it's in the Twilight Zone section, but it's all in code because we're all Southerners and very polite unless we're barking in your face.

 

[cwessel76]

@HuskerDocCo a bidet would be a good investment.

 

[cwessel76]

We do. It's called Tonight's Dinner and it's in the Twilight Zone section, but it's all in code because we're all Southerners and very polite unless we're barking in your face.

Get a few Busch Lattes in a Southerner and all bets are off.

 

[Dawgsauce]

Get a few Busch Lattes in a Southerner and all bets are off.

You're confusing family reunions with just hanging out, and yes. Family reunions can get ugly if all the fried chicken livers and thighs are gone and all that is left is Aunt Edna's jello mayo in fruit salad. Or if Uncle Jim shows up that bitch.

 

[BorWhiskey]

Why is this labeled as “OT”?

 

[cwessel76]

Why is this labeled as “OT”?

Unless shitting is directly related to Nebraska football I think it should be OT.

Then again, we’ve been shitting the bed consistently since 2002 so I guess shitting is directly related to Nebraska football after all.

 

[Papa...Football]

Cot damn our off-seasons have been way too long lately.

Can’t wait for Rhule and the boys to shorten these bitches up so a little less crazy shows out before the new season starts

 

[Jim14510]

We do. It's called Tonight's Dinner and it's in the Twilight Zone section, but it's all in code because we're all Southerners and very polite unless we're barking in your face.

Have to admit. I'm a little jealous of the bark. Wish our mascot made a cool sound. I'm really good at barking too.

 

[Dawgsauce]

Have to admit. I'm a little jealous of the bark. Wish our mascot made a cool sound. I'm really good at barking too.

You should start a tradition of the Herbie Corn Farting in opposing fans' faces.

 

[FreightPimpDawg]

We do. It's called Tonight's Dinner and it's in the Twilight Zone section, but it's all in code because we're all Southerners and very polite unless we're barking in your face.

Don’t forget spitting on Barners and Hillbillies.

 

[Dawgsauce]

Don’t forget spitting on Barners and Hillbillies.

That's out of pity though.

 

[FreightPimpDawg]

That's out of pity though.

Well, they were on fire from the butane meth lighters.

 

[Herbie]

At a certain point you just don’t flush till you’re done. Get up and take a shower

 

[Pipe Line]

Unless it clearly smells horrendous, I let the first wipe determine whether I flush immediately or ride it out.

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

I've had some that even the govt wouldn't have been able to cover up.

I think you underestimate the blue.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Most of what I know about the south I learned from following Orry Lee Kennedy on IG and X -

 

[Dble E]

I was heading back from the Dominican Rep (humble brag) on Sunday. I took a massive shit at the airport. As I left the stall a guy was waiting. He turned to look at me as he entered with the look of disbelief and disgust. It was at that moment I knew I should have courtesy flushed a couple times and not just once at the end,

 

[HuskerDocCo]

I was heading back from the Dominican Rep (humble brag) on Sunday. I took a massive shit at the airport. As I left the stall a guy was waiting. He turned to look at me as he entered with the look of disbelief and disgust. It was at that moment I knew I should have courtesy flushed a couple times and not just once at the end,

yep this is why we talk about this typah stuff on tPB fart nugget , poor sumbitch that went in after. but most these airports have sensors so you would need to stand up and git back down. I try n not shit in public places

 

[HuskerDocCo]

oh and @Dble E BELCHHFARTFUCKKKK

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Metamucil lava flow tonite