***Official don’t buy any bullshit they try selling you, offseason thread***

[David Webb]

I haven’t seen much optimism or kool-aid drinking lately, but here is a friendly reminder to abstain when it does show up. We suck, and won’t even make a bowl next year.

Surprised Matt coaching with his hat backwards and a former Super Bowl champ coaching in jeans hasn’t sparked the happy ending’s crew around here.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Can someone post our dream transfer portal haul so we can cross them off methodically as everything goes to shit?

 

[vailhusker]

I haven’t seen much optimism or kool-aid drinking lately, but here is a friendly reminder to abstain when it does show up. We suck, and won’t even make a bowl next year.

I've got to slow it down the Off-Season National Championship is all I got left.

 

[EwokRhuler]

Surprised Matt coaching with his hat backwards and a former Super Bowl champ coaching in jeans hasn’t sparked the happy ending’s crew around here.

I'm sure someone else already made this comparison...but when he did that radio show about how he turns his hat around and he's just Matt...

 

[HughJanus]

When's our bowl game?

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

IDGAF what happens with the portal, I see 4 wins tops next year. 3 non con, then a toss up between Maryland & Rutgers. 3-9 is absolutely in play. Not sure how Rhule would survive that.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

IDGAF what happens with the portal, I see 4 wins tops next year. 3 non con, then a toss up between Maryland & Rutgers. 3-9 is absolutely in play. Not sure how Rhule would survive that.

Nebraska has retained a 3-9 coach before so all things are possible through Christ my brother

 

[ChocaEgg]

IDGAF what happens with the portal, I see 4 wins tops next year. 3 non con, then a toss up between Maryland & Rutgers. 3-9 is absolutely in play. Not sure how Rhule would survive that.

Ohio will beat us. 2 win season coming up

 

[Mavsker]

This thread deserves a permanent pin iwbh

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

IDGAF what happens with the portal, I see 4 wins tops next year.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

It’s kind of sad that we don’t even need this thread to keep people grounded this year. Even the Happy Ending guys can sense what is coming.

 

[Sous Chef]

It’s kind of sad that we don’t even need this thread to keep people grounded this year. Even the Happy Ending guys can sense what is coming.

 

[Havoc34]

It’s kind of sad that we don’t even need this thread to keep people grounded this year. Even the Happy Ending guys can sense what is coming.

3-4 wins tops. I’ll be shocked if Rhule lasts the entire 2027 season. Whoever gave him that extension needs to fuck off as well

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

It’s kind of sad that we don’t even need this thread to keep people grounded this year. Even the Happy Ending guys can sense what is coming.

2026 will take 1995 Nebraska's crown as the greatest team ever.

 

[Kinish]

 

[Black Dean]

Is that next year? Nice

 

[Tyneb23]

This thread comes in handy. Especially going into next year

 

[Husker1]

Absolute dream scenario that pate published this. Our dumb local media will absolutely use this to “zag” and say that Nebraska will be better than anticipated, which will just so happen to drive our fanbase to click, read, and build false hope all offseason for a successful playoff-bound season

 

[Scarlet ObsessioN]

 

[Scarlet ObsessioN]

That was 8-22-2025.

When we still had false hope.