***Official don’t buy any bullshit they try selling you, offseason thread***

[David Webb]

I haven’t seen much optimism or kool-aid drinking lately, but here is a friendly reminder to abstain when it does show up. We suck, and won’t even make a bowl next year.

Surprised Matt coaching with his hat backwards and a former Super Bowl champ coaching in jeans hasn’t sparked the happy ending’s crew around here.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Can someone post our dream transfer portal haul so we can cross them off methodically as everything goes to shit?

 

[vailhusker]

I haven’t seen much optimism or kool-aid drinking lately, but here is a friendly reminder to abstain when it does show up. We suck, and won’t even make a bowl next year.

I've got to slow it down the Off-Season National Championship is all I got left.

 

[EwokRhuler]

Surprised Matt coaching with his hat backwards and a former Super Bowl champ coaching in jeans hasn’t sparked the happy ending’s crew around here.

I'm sure someone else already made this comparison...but when he did that radio show about how he turns his hat around and he's just Matt...

 

[HughJanus]

When's our bowl game?