***Official don’t buy any bullshit they try selling you, offseason thread***

[HuskerDocCo]

not sure but ill allow it

 

[HerbRedman]

not sure but ill allow it

You deserve nice things Doc.

Dylan jamming a split 2x4 up Prime's pee hole this September is one of them

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

 

[Seaofred92]

Feels like the right time to bump this one

 

[Kaladin]

GAY

GAAAAYYYYY

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Feels like the right time to bump this one

With how awful we have been, it’s really hard to believe they would actually be interested in us.

In my sadistic mind though we would be the perfect addition for the SEC formula. The season is getting longer for the big dogs. We are pretty much a free win for at least 60% of that conference. Adding us gives the playoff contenders another bye week when we are on the schedule. What makes us the perfect addition though is that we are retardedly loyal. We are the best shitty team you can add because we will bring TV ratings while we shit ourselves. No one else does it better.

 

[Scarlet ObsessioN]

With how awful we have been, it’s really hard to believe they would actually be interested in us.

In my sadistic mind though we would be the perfect addition for the SEC formula. The season is getting longer for the big dogs. We are pretty much a free win for at least 60% of that conference. Adding us gives the playoff contenders another bye week when we are on the schedule. What makes us the perfect addition though is that we are retardedly loyal. We are the best shitty team you can add because we will bring TV ratings while we shit ourselves. No one else does it better.

They should do a case study on what GBR did to you.

I bet you were a kid with dreams, ambition… now you have no hope and are slowly dying trapped inside the negative and fragile house of cards you’ve shoddily built for yourself. One strong wind will send you sprawling down the narrow path of shame and regret you so reluctantly continue on.

Hell I don’t think you’d even know what to do with yourself if Nebraska found some success. Let’s hope we both find out.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

They should do a case study on what GBR did to you.

I bet you were a kid with dreams, ambition… now you have no hope and are slowly dying trapped inside the negative and fragile house of cards you’ve shoddily built for yourself. One strong wind will send you sprawling down the narrow path of shame and regret you so reluctantly continue on.

Hell I don’t think you’d even know what to do with yourself if Nebraska found some success. Let’s hope we both find out.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

They should do a case study on what GBR did to you.

I bet you were a kid with dreams, ambition… now you have no hope and are slowly dying trapped inside the negative and fragile house of cards you’ve shoddily built for yourself. One strong wind will send you sprawling down the narrow path of shame and regret you so reluctantly continue on.

Hell I don’t think you’d even know what to do with yourself if Nebraska found some success. Let’s hope we both find out.

Isn't this just called "growing up"?

 

[Alcaus]

Isn't this just called "growing up"?

It sounds like gender dysphoria

 

[Scarlet ObsessioN]

Isn't this just called "growing up"?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

It sounds like gender dysphoria

 

[Papa...Football]

With the various bad news reports lately, figured it was time to bump this thread again.

Sanders to TN
Teddy out for year
Javin Wright out medically
Rhule not pleased with scrimmage today
Hurricane force winds hit Omaha

Time to prove it on the field and in the W-L column

 

[Kaladin]

With the various bad news reports lately, figured it was time to bump this thread again.

Sanders to TN
Teddy out for year
Javin Wright out medically
Rhule not pleased with scrimmage today
Hurricane force winds hit Omaha

Time to prove it on the field and in the W-L column

No biggie we win 11 this year minimum

 

[Snockered69]

With the various bad news reports lately, figured it was time to bump this thread again.

Sanders to TN
Teddy out for year
Javin Wright out medically
Rhule not pleased with scrimmage today
Hurricane force winds hit Omaha

Time to prove it on the field and in the W-L column

Lets also not forget Rhule coached himself out of atleast 3 wins the final 4 games. Has in game management improved?

 

[Kaladin]

Lets also not forget Rhule coached himself out of atleast 3 wins the final 4 games. Has in game management improved?

Yes big time

We pry make it to playoffs in year 2 which is crazy

 

[Herbie]

Yes big time

We pry make it to playoffs in year 2 which is crazy

I don’t even see a L on the schedule

 

[ChocaEgg]

With the various bad news reports lately, figured it was time to bump this thread again.

Sanders to TN
Teddy out for year
Javin Wright out medically
Rhule not pleased with scrimmage today
Hurricane force winds hit Omaha

Time to prove it on the field and in the W-L column

I missed the Javin Wright news...what the fuck!?!?

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Lets also not forget Rhule coached himself out of atleast 3 wins the final 4 games. Has in game management improved?

I tried to block this out of my memory.

What’s the over/under on how many games before we begin referring to Satterfield as Shitterfield again? My gut says 4.5, but that could be an easy lock for the under. Especially if the Cuckaloes game goes to shit.

 

[Jim14510]

I missed the Javin Wright news...what the fuck!?!?

Me too. I saw that he had the suspended license thing and that he may or may not be injured. Didn't hear anything definitive.