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MLPFC Shit Posting

Google says it is 320 miles away


I require pics of the Fried pickles and the White gold and Btown burgers before I commit
Ask @LoudHogRider to post pics of the sweet potato fries with marshmallow dipping sauce. A guilty pleasure like no other. Great burgers, solid selection of craft beers and a long list of various mules, etc. Probably not worth a 320 mile drive but who knows when you find yoreself in the Omaha area.

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I had the BBTown Gold burger for lunch. It was delicious. Worth a 320 mile drive? Debatable, but part of the joy of dining there is the post dining drive through the Loess Hills.

We veered north through Logan, then over to Magnolia before heading south & returning home. Glorious day for a drive in the ragtop. 😎
Hoped you waved at my mom when you were a mile north of Beebeetown. There's a big ol' faded light green grain storage building that's still in use. Dad built it in 1974. Used to have between 1,200-1,800 head of cattle at one time. Buy yearlings and finish them. The feed yards are now all gone, turned into more farmable land. That is/was home....... 😎

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Almost all of Steve Martin's movies like The Jerk, My Blue Heaven and LA Story are awesome but are frequently dismissed by the critics as slapstick and juvenile. I'm thrilled there are fellow Steve Martin fans here. I personally think he's a comic genius much in the mode of Mel Brooks and Rodney Dangerfield. Tough to find more quotable movies as well which to me is a sign of comedy genius.
 
The only phone book I see on an annual basis is the one which consolidates businesses in the Orange County Vietnamese community. Makes sense as there are roughly 300,000 Vietnamese here.

Currently I have a Vietnamese primary care doc, eye doc MD, dentist, pharmacist(s), plumber, barber, car mechanic (he can fix anything German the first time every time) and handyman.

Also, The Jerk is probably one of the greatest guilty pleasure movies you'd never admit to liking.
I’ll still quote it whenever I get wine at a restaurant.
“Bring us something fresh, something from this year. They just don’t think we are sophisticated people”
 
Almost all of Steve Martin's movies like The Jerk, My Blue Heaven and LA Story are awesome but are frequently dismissed by the critics as slapstick and juvenile. I'm thrilled there are fellow Steve Martin fans here. I personally think he's a comic genius much in the mode of Mel Brooks and Rodney Dangerfield. Tough to find more quotable movies as well which to me is a sign of comedy genius.
“Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid” & “The Man With Two Brains” fall into that category.

“How did you get home?”
<looks at knees>
”I must have crawled!”

I’ve dropped that line far too many times over the years.
 
Almost all of Steve Martin's movies like The Jerk, My Blue Heaven and LA Story are awesome but are frequently dismissed by the critics as slapstick and juvenile. I'm thrilled there are fellow Steve Martin fans here. I personally think he's a comic genius much in the mode of Mel Brooks and Rodney Dangerfield. Tough to find more quotable movies as well which to me is a sign of comedy genius.
LA Story is still one of my favorite movies. As the son of two parents who were born and raised in LA, I saw it countless times growing up.

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Fun Fact: my Parent's first date was going to see The Jerk.

Also on the first date my Dad had a can of sardines in his shirt pocket he pulled out and started eating them while they waited for their pizza to arrive. My mom is a good Gothenburg girl, never has eaten fish or shellfish in her entire life.

However it apparently worked out, haven't spent over 2 days apart since. She must have been this meme

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somewhere around ~20,000 custom sprayed acres later plus my own farming, I'm going to founder on corn on the cob, mixed vegetables and some filet roll tails.

Busting out of NE KS for the black hills this weekend. What's up turdbates?
Heading out on an Alaskan cruise in celebration of 30 years of marriage. Did it bigly - full stateroom suite. I'm plowing nightly or tossing her overboard at those prices.
 
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somewhere around ~20,000 custom sprayed acres later plus my own farming, I'm going to founder on corn on the cob, mixed vegetables and some filet roll tails.

Busting out of NE KS for the black hills this weekend. What's up turdbates?
Make sure and wave when you go thru town…..
😎👋

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Almost all of Steve Martin's movies like The Jerk, My Blue Heaven and LA Story are awesome but are frequently dismissed by the critics as slapstick and juvenile. I'm thrilled there are fellow Steve Martin fans here. I personally think he's a comic genius much in the mode of Mel Brooks and Rodney Dangerfield. Tough to find more quotable movies as well which to me is a sign of comedy genius.
Do you listen to his music at all?
 
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