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MLPFC Shit Posting

Guess which Marg this 1/2 white trash boy is about to get

308 cuisine is simply divine
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All joking aside, a Monster flavored Margarita is some of the most white trash shit I’ve ever seen.

wife heard about it from our neighbor and wanted to try it for some reason

It’s exactly what you think it would be, can’t really taste the tequila cuz the chemical flavor of monster energy drink and is Bar fight fuel.

Wife currently tipsy and trying to give our son a bath, im about to go be a life guard for both.
 
All joking aside, a Monster flavored Margarita is some of the most white trash shit I’ve ever seen.

wife heard about it from our neighbor and wanted to try it for some reason

It’s exactly what you think it would be, can’t really taste the tequila cuz the chemical flavor of monster energy drink and is Bar fight fuel.

Wife currently tipsy and trying to give our son a bath, im about to go be a life guard for both.

might be butt stuff in play after junior goes to bed eh?
 
All joking aside, a Monster flavored Margarita is some of the most white trash shit I’ve ever seen.

wife heard about it from our neighbor and wanted to try it for some reason

It’s exactly what you think it would be, can’t really taste the tequila cuz the chemical flavor of monster energy drink and is Bar fight fuel.

Wife currently tipsy and trying to give our son a bath, im about to go be a life guard for both.
i though monster was the size 😂😂
 
Guessing you’re at La Fiesta. I once drank two monster margaritas on one sitting on a bet. I won, kind of. Sick for 2 days. Fuck margaritas

el Puerto

Usually go to Tequilas but my wife wanted to try this Monster flavor marg she heard about from our neighbor.


will not order one ever again
 
All joking aside, a Monster flavored Margarita is some of the most white trash shit I’ve ever seen.

wife heard about it from our neighbor and wanted to try it for some reason

It’s exactly what you think it would be, can’t really taste the tequila cuz the chemical flavor of monster energy drink and is Bar fight fuel.

Wife currently tipsy and trying to give our son a bath, im about to go be a life guard for both.
Jesus, I was so distracted by the fact that they have an $11 48oz margarita that I didn’t even notice the Monster flavor option. Should’ve been a man and got a 48 oz Monster.

What I’m wondering is what’s the Monster:everything else ratio? If you get a jumbo monster and there’s a can and a half worth of monster in that, you’re just packing in the value from getting so much premium energy drink without any extra charge.
 
Heading out on an Alaskan cruise in celebration of 30 years of marriage. Did it bigly - full stateroom suite. I'm plowing nightly or tossing her overboard at those prices.
Sounds like a great cruise. We were supposed to go last August but there was no Alaska cruise season. If you don't mind, can you give a recap when it's over as to how they handled the virus? Masks, any buffet changes, any other measures? I'm hoping they treat the vaccinated like we were in fact vaccinated. Thanks.
 
Jesus, I was so distracted by the fact that they have an $11 48oz margarita that I didn’t even notice the Monster flavor option. Should’ve been a man and got a 48 oz Monster.

What I’m wondering is what’s the Monster:everything else ratio? If you get a jumbo monster and there’s a can and a half worth of monster in that, you’re just packing in the value from getting so much premium energy drink without any extra charge.

IF I drank that I'd set the odds of me saying the line: "hey I wrestled in high school" at about 2 to 1

😬🙈
 
Greetings from Colorado. Getting weird at Red Rocks for STS9/Tycho for 2 nights.

Side note: met an…interesting 40 something year old hippie dude named ‘Uncle Skippy’ who claimed to have seen Widespread Panic 250 times. Said the Lincoln Pinewood Bowl was cool, except when he got tackled by cops for drinking in the parking lot.
Legend.
 
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Greetings from Colorado. Getting weird at Red Rocks for STS9/Tycho for 2 nights.

Side note: met an…interesting 40 something year old hippie dude named ‘Uncle Skippy’ who claimed to have seen Widespread Panic 250 times. Said the Lincoln Pinewood Bowl was cool, except when he got tackled by cops for drinking in the parking lot.
Legend.
this might as well be hieroglyphics, i recognize about 4 of those words
 
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