MLPFC Shit Posting

[LoudHogRider]

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The mrs is gone on a bachelorette party this weekend so it’s just me and the 5 month old till tomorrow evening.

Awesome. Enjoy it as it goes really, really fast.

 

[Mustangblood]

Awesome. Enjoy it as it goes really, really fast.

When she got about 1.5 months old she started taking her pacifier. It’s been good because before that she was a screaming kid all the time, but her waking up at 4-5 in the morning just because it fell out of her mouth and one of us has to go in every 10-20 minutes to put it back in gets annoying. But I know that’s pretty minor compared to how some kids sleep through the night so I don’t complain much about it

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Johnson County. Tecumseh

Isn’t that where pretty-boy Matty Davison is from?


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[God is a Husker]

Isn’t that where pretty-boy Matty Davison is from?

Also home to a basketball court on a stage in their middle school that I’ve watched multiple kids fall off.

And home to a par 3 hole on their golf course that is known as “the Boob” and let me tell you…it lives up to the hype. It looks just like it.

 

[Milo-of-Croton]

Fun to look back at these old newspaper and magazine advertisements.

 

[BushAK]

Finally got a place with a yard. Half of it is moss because it used to be a forest. Is there anything better than mowing a lawn?

 

[LoudHogRider]

Finally got a place with a yard. Half of it is moss because it used to be a forest. Is there anything better than mowing a lawn?

Yes. Watching your wife mow it whilst she’s wearing a bikini.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Finally got a place with a yard. Half of it is moss because it used to be a forest. Is there anything better than mowing a lawn?

Paying someone else to mow your lawn.

 

[slattimer]

Paying someone else to mow your lawn.

Paying someone else to mow your lawn in a bikini

 

[BushAK]

Paying someone else to mow your lawn.

I haven’t mowed a lawn in almost 20 years

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Paying someone else to mow your lawn in a bikini

There's 2 things already

 

[Woodrow F Call]

I haven’t mowed a lawn in almost 20 years

I'm jealous. I have the strangest disdain or hatred whatever it may be for lawn mowing

 

[slattimer]

I'm jealous. I have the strangest disdain or hatred whatever it may be for lawn mowing

I don’t mind the mowing. It’s the damn weed eating that sucks donkey nuts

 

[Mustangblood]

I'm jealous. I have the strangest disdain or hatred whatever it may be for lawn mowing

Completely agree. When I get time off from doing something on the farm with cattle or the crops the last thing I want to go do is mow the lawn. 100 out of 100 times get me on the golf course before I want to mow

 

[God is a Husker]

Completely agree. When I get time off from doing something on the farm with cattle or the crops the last thing I want to go do is mow the lawn. 100 out of 100 times get me on the golf course before I want to mow

Sick brag bruh

For us white collar losers hoping on the riding law mower is as close as we get to working in the field and feeling like a real man these days.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Sick brag bruh

For us white collar losers hoping on the riding law mower is as close as we get to working in the field and feeling like a real man these days.

My BIL, during a visit many yrs ago, pointed out that I have “end rows” based on my lawn mowing patterns.

You can take the boy off the farm, but……well, you know!

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[Woodrow F Call]

Completely agree. When I get time off from doing something on the farm with cattle or the crops the last thing I want to go do is mow the lawn. 100 out of 100 times get me on the golf course before I want to mow

Same. Up until taking on the salebarn I either trucked and farmed/cattle or replace trucking with custom spraying. Hit a rain break or on the rarest of occasion actually be caught up, the one chore that would always need done in that moment is the damn lawn needs mowed. I'll wash a sink full of dishes or wash n fold 10 loads of laundry before I'd jump on the lawnmower. That's no exaggeration either.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

My BIL, during a visit many yrs ago, pointed out that I have “end rows” based on my lawn mowing patterns.

You can take the boy off the farm, but……well, you know!

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You're in strip farm country. I'm not gonna be impressed if you have more than half of your lawn in crop each year.

There's only one thing that can get you a pass from me on this 😉

 

[BBTown Bomber]

You're in strip farm country. I'm not gonna be impressed if you have more than half of your lawn in crop each year.

There's only one thing that can get you a pass from me on this 😉

What is this “strip farm” country you speak of? All I know is fence line to fence line, baaaaby.

Regarding yore “one thing” pass……..would that include Silver Bullets? If so…….can do.


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[Adolph Coors]

Same. Up until taking on the salebarn I either trucked and farmed/cattle or replace trucking with custom spraying. Hit a rain break or on the rarest of occasion actually be caught up, the one chore that would always need done in that moment is the damn lawn needs mowed. I'll wash a sink full of dishes or wash n fold 10 loads of laundry before I'd jump on the lawnmower. That's no exaggeration either.

i fucking LOVE mowing the yard and i fucking hate washing dishes and doing laundry 😂.

i could mow full time no prob