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MLPFC Shit Posting

im about to post cattle & coors light pics to offset the odd newspaper posts


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You sob, can't wait until that makes it to this area. Not ur shit but the beer!

I don't know or understand how the greatest country on planet earth can have the most ridiculous alcohol distribution laws. Oldest God damn brewery in the states and I can remember the first yuengling beer I ever had. Fall of 2006 Jamestown KS. Pennsylvania kid that went to tech College at Beloit ended up sticking around and got a job working for a big farmer down there. He'd bring back at least 20 cases of it the 2 times he'd go home a year. Couple years later when he was moving back east enough people had tried it I bet he could've moved a semi load a week if he wanted around there.
 
I don't know or understand how the greatest country on planet earth can have the most ridiculous alcohol distribution laws. Oldest God damn brewery in the states and I can remember the first yuengling beer I ever had. Fall of 2006 Jamestown KS. Pennsylvania kid that went to tech College at Beloit ended up sticking around and got a job working for a big farmer down there. He'd bring back at least 20 cases of it the 2 times he'd go home a year. Couple years later when he was moving back east enough people had tried it I bet he could've moved a semi load a week if he wanted around there.
Coors was like that when I was a kid: forbidden, out of state fruit.

Also, wasn’t that the plot of “Smokey & The Bandit”? Jerry Reed hauling a truck load of beer while Bert Reynolds ran “interference”. Bert was also interested in administering a good weinering to Sally Fields. Can’t fault him there.
 
im in the red but not the dark red penis part. hopefully we find relief soon
Yeah I'm in the dark red right on the head of it. Chances today and this weekend but it's going to be scattered so I'll believe it when I see it. We got the cattleman's ball up here this weekend, that'll make it rain right...
 
Coors was like that when I was a kid: forbidden, out of state fruit.

Also, wasn’t that the plot of “Smokey & The Bandit”? Jerry Reed hauling a truck load of beer while Bert Reynolds ran “interference”. Bert was also interested in administering a good weinering to Sally Fields. Can’t fault him there.
Correct on both accounts. It's a bit of hyperbole but you could go to a party with a couple of 6 packs of Coors after a Colorado beer run and be received like a Hollywood star. You could get Coors in Kansas but it was only 3.2%. It had to be the Colorado stuff.
 
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Crops are not looking good here in northeast NE. We got corn that's 6 inches tall and stressed already.
Ouch. Hope the summer T-storms bring lots of rain and minimal hail.

I stared at the map of California for about 2 minutes soaking in the joy of knowing the authoritarian a-holes in Sacramento at the State Water Resources Board have absolutely nothing to yell at us about.
 
3.5” of rain last night over a three hour period. Scottsbluff has now surpassed our average annual rainfall prior to June 1.

Farmers are happy, Legion baseball kids not so much.


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Yea, we encountered storms multiple times per day in our trek to the Black Hills. Got caught in some decent hail across the border in WY while visiting "Ranch A" on Tuesday, and finished it up bigly while visiting Custer State Park yesterday. I fooked up and ducked under a tree in a failed attempt to save the pickup. I should have just stayed on the highway while singing, "Daddy gets a new diesel" at the top of my lungs. Instead of a diesel, I now get a deductible. Windshield destroyed and a few major dings with quite a few minor dings.

The road out of Ranch A on Tuesday (yes, that's hail on the road):
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Underneath my protective tree (note the splash downs in the lake out the portion of the windshield that isn't a spiderweb):

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Even the deer were hiding under the trees:

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Yea, we encountered storms multiple times per day in our trek to the Black Hills. Got caught in some decent hail across the border in WY while visiting "Ranch A" on Tuesday, and finished it up bigly while visiting Custer State Park yesterday. I fooked up and ducked under a tree in a failed attempt to save the pickup. I should have just stayed on the highway while singing, "Daddy gets a new diesel" at the top of my lungs. Instead of a diesel, I now get a deductible. Windshield destroyed and a few major dings with quite a few minor dings.

The road out of Ranch A on Tuesday (yes, that's hail on the road):
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Underneath my protective tree (note the splash downs in the lake out the portion of the windshield that isn't a spiderweb):

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Even the deer were hiding under the trees:

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Damn, son……..golf ball sized? Not good. Sorry to hear about the hail.

Hope yore accommodations were good. We love that whole area, from Hot Springs to Spearfish / Deadwood to Sturgis / Custer & Hill City.

Lots of fun golf.




P.S……..got more rain in SB tonight. Just a little shy of an inch. This is so crazy.

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Yea, we encountered storms multiple times per day in our trek to the Black Hills. Got caught in some decent hail across the border in WY while visiting "Ranch A" on Tuesday, and finished it up bigly while visiting Custer State Park yesterday. I fooked up and ducked under a tree in a failed attempt to save the pickup. I should have just stayed on the highway while singing, "Daddy gets a new diesel" at the top of my lungs. Instead of a diesel, I now get a deductible. Windshield destroyed and a few major dings with quite a few minor dings.

The road out of Ranch A on Tuesday (yes, that's hail on the road):
View attachment 23510

Underneath my protective tree (note the splash downs in the lake out the portion of the windshield that isn't a spiderweb):

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Even the deer were hiding under the trees:

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Mind if I ask what the closest town was to “Ranch A” ??



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you silly sumbitchs, haven’t posted here in a bit. Hope all is well! !! Fuuuhhuuhhuhhhck! goin on vacation to Florida tomorrow than Colorado for a weddin. Life’s been super busy, little guy is now 1 and walking and shittin and fartin.

Any success stories here?
 
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