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MLPFC Shit Posting

Here’s the thing, this thread is the New Golf Course.

It’s where business deals happen.

@rr55 @scotchfrost9697 @Woodrow F Call @Mustangblood


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Quick follow-up on the pheasants forever banquet in Woodbine, IA. I didn't win shit, but the B-I-L was a sponsor and miraculously won a shotgun (ticket drawn by his neighbor). Good crowd, and based on the live auction bid prices, the farmers over there had a good year financially. Holy shit at the prices.

With all THAT said, the entire experience was encapsulated and frozen in time when we arrived in the parking lot and parked next to this guy:

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Don't ever change, Io_a.
 
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Quick follow-up on the pheasants forever banquet in Woodbine, IA. I didn't win shit, but the B-I-L was a sponsor and miraculously won a shotgun (ticket drawn by his neighbor). Good crowd, and based on the live auction bid prices, the farmers over there had a good year financially. Holy shit at the prices.

With all THAT said, the entire experience was encapsulated and frozen in time when we arrived in the parking lot and parked next to this guy:

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Don't ever change, Io_a.


“Yeah… I’m from Podunk Cockeye.

Town: 22,000
County: 58,000

Really rural, like crazy small town basically a village and the county. Sheesh” — actual things people from Cockeye say




EDIT: HOLY SHIT, I just googled it cuz I was interested. Cockeye only has 2 counties less than 5,600 pop.

Adams County: 3,700 and only 426 sq miles (micro penis status size) not rural

Ringgold County: 4,663 and only 539 sq miles (not rural)


No joke, that’s crazy that those are the 2 most rural counties in the State.
 
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“Yeah… I’m from Podunk Cockeye.

Town: 22,000
County: 58,000

Really rural, like crazy small town basically a village and the county. Sheesh” — actual things people from Cockeye say




EDIT: HOLY SHIT, I just googled it cuz I was interested. Cockeye only has 2 counties less than 5,600 pop.

Adams County: 3,700 and only 426 sq miles (micro penis status size) not rural

Ringgold County: 4,663 and only 539 sq miles (not rural)


No joke, that’s crazy that those are the 2 most rural counties in the State.
It’s a weirdly densely populated rural state … with a lot of micro-penii (which is presume is the plural of penis) everywhere.
 
Hells yeah!!!! Let me know if you
@MtnHusker I got invited to go test confiscated guns with a few Sheriff’s and prosecuting attorneys in Versailles.

Apparently it’s an annual get together to “test evidence”.

Fully auto Uzis I told you about are on the list as are a bunch of sweet handguns and ARs.

Run the Damn Ball maxxing
need me to chaperone or Caddie? I'm there for you. I'll bring a big ole handle of Whiskey. Nothing like shooting illegal weapons with drunk cops.

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