MLPFC Shit Posting

[God is a Husker]

We were the underlings who protected consumers and sat at county fairs for a couple grand each summer. Is hero a bit strong? No. It's actually a bit weak

I remember sitting in a barn (literal) in August with no AC and I texted Morgan Rogers about it and she told me to stop being a pussy she has 3 degrees and is fluent in 3 languages and still only gets paid $36k a year.


I wonder what that big titty Queen is up to now. Last I knew she was working in DC for the Dept of Treasury.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Fun fact: I’m ambidextrous.

My Dad, Uncle and Brother are too.

(Pending status on my 2 sons)

Mrs. LHR is, as well. It’s weird AF playing tennis or pickleball against her when everything comes back as a forehand. She simply switches the hand that’s holding the racquet or paddle and BLAM - back atcha! She also writes right-handed and eats left-handed. Pretty cool to have that capability.

Signed,
Righty

 

[Mustangblood]

Fun fact: I’m ambidextrous.

My Dad, Uncle and Brother are too.

(Pending status on my 2 sons)

That’s actually really badass. Why did you become a lawyer and not a professional athlete?

 

[God is a Husker]

That’s actually really badass. Why did you become a lawyer and not a professional athlete?

Cuz I have to wear boots to be over 6 feet tall and also I ran a 4.9 40 yard dash.



(HUGE cock tho)

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I remember sitting in a barn (literal) in August with no AC and I texted Morgan Rogers about it and she told me to stop being a pussy she has 3 degrees and is fluent in 3 languages and still only gets paid $36k a year.


I wonder what that big titty Queen is up to now. Last I knew she was working in DC for the Dept of Treasury.

If I had a nickel for every time I thought this...

 

[Mustangblood]

If I had a nickel for every time I thought this...

 

[LoudHogRider]

If I had a nickel for every time I thought this...

 

[HuskerDocCo]

I got in trouble for making this my desktop background on my office computer at the Attorney General’s Office

Bunch of dorks. 40% of them thought working at the Nebraska AGO made them a super Lawyers, 40% of them were just there to help Bruning get elected to bigger office or because Bruning owed them a favor and only 20% of them were worth a damn/hired by merit.

In 2023 I got 10 murder trials across 4 different counties that I’ve been brought in on as a special prosecutor for the Missouri AGO.

I remember 11 years ago listening in awe as the lead Nebraska AGO murder attorney bragged to the interns over lunch about prosecuting 6 murder trials in a year.

Now:

God damn Bruning ran a shit show office. Political and mostly incompetent.


cc: @Baron Winnebago

gawd damit i love u sumbitch

 

[HuskerDocCo]

haven’t fired anyone recently, retention is too high & need to keep them on their toes. need to fire someone soon, makes me happy inside like when corchs get fired .

 

[Mustangblood]

haven’t fired anyone recently, retention is too high & need to keep them on their toes. need to fire someone soon, makes me happy inside like when corchs get fired .

Should have done it the week of Christmas. Send a message

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Should have done it the week of Christmas. Send a message

maybe I’ll make that a 2023 New Year’s resolution 🤔

 

[Mustangblood]

maybe I’ll make that a 2023 New Year’s resolution 🤔

If your really feeling the itch, Easter is pretty close

 

[HuskerDocCo]

If your really feeling the itch, Easter is pretty close

there is a pollack who needs to be movin on around time…

 

[hothouse_corn]

I remember 11 years ago listening in awe as the lead Nebraska AGO murder attorney bragged to the interns over lunch about prosecuting 6 murder trials in a year.

Now:

Perhaps there are a lot more murders in MO than there are in NE?

Fun fact: I’m ambidextrous.

My Dad, Uncle and Brother are too.

(Pending status on my 2 sons)

I'm happy for you because my left hand is mostly worthless. It has only been useful when my right hand had broken fingers.

 

[hothouse_corn]

Cuz I have to wear boots to be over 6 feet tall and also I ran a 4.9 40 yard dash.



(HUGE cock tho)

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Perhaps there are a lot more murders in MO than there are in NE?



I'm happy for you because my left hand is mostly worthless. It has only been useful when my right hand had broken fingers.

Having never broken a bone in My body and knocking on 40s door,I can't imagine not having my dominant hand for any over a few days. I can hold a cig and beer with my left hand. Not much else comes to mind in its skill set

 

[Jim14510]

My dad is ambidextrous. It did not pass to me.

 

[God is a Husker]

Perhaps there are a lot more murders in MO than there are in NE?

Brother, rural Missouri is insane. Violent crime total is way higher than most places in Nebraska or Kansas with larger populations. Regular crime is 12x higher than western Kansas and western Nebraska. (mostly due to drugs and the crimes that stem off of people trying to get money to buy drugs or supplies to make meth)




2022 homicides:

Omaha (pop. ~900,000) = 30

Lincoln (pop. ~300,000) = 11

Sioux Falls (pop. ~200,000) = 3
—> (these are 2021 stats for Sioux Falls, cuz can’t find 2022 info but even if the total doubled in 2022 its still low)


Benton County MO (pop. ~19,000) = 7
—> (practically speaking there were actually only 6 because 1 of them was a super old cold case that got “solved” cuz the defendant confessed the murder to his husband and the husband snitched on him to authorities. Not ride or die.)

Link to story: https://amp.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article261396307.html



TL;DR —> Missouri is rough

 

[Cavalot]

Just noticed it’s @Baron Winnebago and @Cavalot birthdays. HBD guys ❤️

Thanks

 

[Jim14510]

Brother, rural Missouri is insane. Violent crime total is way higher than most places in Nebraska or Kansas with larger populations. Regular crime is 12x higher than western Kansas and western Nebraska. (mostly due to drugs and the crimes that stem off of people trying to get money to buy drugs or supplies to make meth)




2022 homicides:

Omaha (pop. ~900,000) = 30

Lincoln (pop. ~300,000) = 11

Sioux Falls (pop. ~200,000) = 3
—> (these are 2021 stats for Sioux Falls, cuz can’t find 2022 info but even if the total doubled in 2022 its still low)


Benton County MO (pop. ~19,000) = 7
—> (practically speaking there were actually only 6 because 1 of them was a super old cold case that got “solved” cuz the defendant confessed the murder to his husband and the husband snitched on him to authorities. Not ride or die.)

Link to story: https://amp.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article261396307.html



TL;DR —> Missouri is rough

That's crazy. They must really hate each other for having to be Missouri fans.