MLPFC Shit Posting

[Toe]

kansas in general seems like a shitshow of a state

Perhaps my greatest regret in life is that I wish I'd got the fuck out of Kansas like ten years sooner than I did.

 

[Toe]

Anybody playing College Football Risk this time around? I wasn't going to play this time, but Cockeye got eliminated on the very first turn, which amused me enough to join in.

College Football Risk

A collegiate strategy game that takes place during the CFB offseason where all FBS teams compete to control a map of North America.

collegefootballrisk.com

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Anybody playing College Football Risk this time around? I wasn't going to play this time, but Cockeye got eliminated on the very first turn, which amused me enough to join in.

College Football Risk

A collegiate strategy game that takes place during the CFB offseason where all FBS teams compete to control a map of North America.

collegefootballrisk.com

What is this and how can we take over Colorado?

 

[Jim14510]

What is this and how can we take over Colorado?

I'm logged in but I don't know what's happening.

 

[Toe]

The goal is to crush enemy fanbases, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentations of their mascots.

Each day, you can choose to defend any territory we control, or attack a territory adjacent to our territory. (You can see a list of all possible moves by clicking the 🎯 icon at the bottom.) The results of the previous turn are shown at 9:30 pm Central time Monday through Saturday, and you can make your next move at that point.

As things progress, there will probably be some alliances between teams forming. Optionally, you can join discussions on the Huskers Risk Discord: https://discord.gg/x7J3Dvp2. There's a system for coordinating moves, but TBH I'd rather just decide on my own move, rather than having a bot hand me a move.

See https://www.reddit.com/r/CollegeFootballRisk/ for memes and such.

Presently, the top three teams in terms of number of players are Michigan, Ohio State, and Wisconsin. I suggest we focus on gaining territory away from those three.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

it’s only Tuesday fml 🤦🏻‍♂️

 

[HuskerDocCo]

good news, got the golf cart back from the shop! gonna cruise around and yell at the kids and throw my empties at em

 

[Kaladin]

good news, got the golf cart back from the shop! gonna cruise around and yell at the kids and throw my empties at em

What if you hit one of them

 

[Toe]

If anybody's playing CFB Risk, the current focus is on gaining control of the Rockies region. Controlling all territories within a region gives the whole team a power bonus. Attack or defend any territory in Colorado, Utah, or Nevada.

 

[Jim14510]

If anybody's playing CFB Risk, the current focus is on gaining control of the Rockies region. Controlling all territories within a region gives the whole team a power bonus. Attack or defend any territory in Colorado, Utah, or Nevada.

I click on a territory and hit attack or defend. Is that my turn? When do I get a new turn? If I click another territory it still says attack or defend. If I do that does that change my turn or is that an additional turn each time I do it?

Nvm. I found the info button. Each day is a turn.

 

[Mustangblood]

What if you hit one of them

 

[HuskerDocCo]

If anybody's playing CFB Risk, the current focus is on gaining control of the Rockies region. Controlling all territories within a region gives the whole team a power bonus. Attack or defend any territory in Colorado, Utah, or Nevada.

….honest questions, do you have a 1) job 2) girlfriend/wife

 

[Jim14510]

….honest questions, do you have a 1) job 2) girlfriend/wife

Takes less time than you making that post. You're actually more dorky not playing and also a traiter to Nebraska football.

 

[hothouse_corn]

What if you hit one of them

Jeebus, they're empty cans. It's just a reminder to the kids that old folks on golf carts still run the show in this US of A.

 

[Kaladin]

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[Mustangblood]

If anybody's playing CFB Risk, the current focus is on gaining control of the Rockies region. Controlling all territories within a region gives the whole team a power bonus. Attack or defend any territory in Colorado, Utah, or Nevada.

I decided to defend Nebraska for my first turn, thought it was in the blackshirts identity to play defense first

 

[Toe]

Takes less time than you making that post. You're actually more dorky not playing and also a traiter to Nebraska football.

Yeah, it's one turn per day, and only takes a minute to play. Just add it to the sites you drop by daily. New day begins at 9:30pm Central.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Anybody playing College Football Risk this time around? I wasn't going to play this time, but Cockeye got eliminated on the very first turn, which amused me enough to join in.

College Football Risk

A collegiate strategy game that takes place during the CFB offseason where all FBS teams compete to control a map of North America.

collegefootballrisk.com

Just joined.

 

[Toe]

Well, we're now #1 in terms of territories! Although that probably makes us a big target, as we're spread somewhat thin. Again, focus on attacking or defending any territory in Colorado, Utah, or Nevada - we want that region bonus.

I like how we took Lubbock from Texas with two rando dudes, lol. And one single guy took Lawrence from Missouri - lucky roll.

 

[Toe]

Welp. An alliance has just been announced among the five largest B1G teams: Nebraska, Michigan, Ohio State, Penn State, and Wisconsin. Together, that's something like 45% of all power in the game. Minnesota and Michigan State are not included in the alliance, so feel free to wipe them off of the map.