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Elizabeth Reed said:
First…….this is not an attempt at one-upsmanship. @bbenson67 is the confirmed PB storyteller but I’ll put myself in the top 5, if I may.

Had my every five yr colonoscopy yesterday. Show up at the appointed time. Sat in the waiting room for 90 minutes as they were “over-scheduled” with a variety of surgical procedures scheduled.

Finally took me back to the little room, got in the $4 hospital gown and was ready to move forward. Initial nurse (Sabrina) was doing a few preliminary, routine tests and she almost immediately stated (w/ confidence) that I was in “A-Fib”. WTF?

So then the shit started. Two more nurses came in as they were already waaaaay behind schedule-wise. They saw what nurse-one saw. EKG was ordered. A-Fib was doubtful (maybe). They decided against A-Fib…..maybe.

Then they got the anesthesiologist involved. He was like “all’s good”……let’s get on with this”. Didn’t talk to me at all, no eye contact, nothing. As he turned to walk out of the room I asked him what he saw. I reminded him who’s butt was about to be invaded and he wasn’t even going to take two seconds to talk to me? Wtf? He backed down and shared that he thought everything was ok. Color me underwhelmed.

Then they called the big guy in. The Doc who has been doing this procedure forever, including each of my 7 colonoscopies, going back to 1992. He has been a life-long Colorado Puff fan and I asked him about Dieon. He responded with some random “Recruiting should be good” comment and he commented on my EKG and was quickly gone.

Tired of the indecision and ready to do this thing, I said “let’s go”. Won a bet with a 66 yr old nurse (on who was older) in the actual procedure room, went to sleep and woke up less than an hour later. Todays “amnesia” med allows you to wake up and be clear-headed waaaaay sooner than give yrs ago.

Went home and had no desire to sleep unlike the previous six butt-visits. Must admit that the whole possible A-Fib thing was a little unnerving.

There ya go. My day yesterday. See ya in 2027.


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AMIGO! Get yourself to a cardiologist for an appointment STAT.
 
Jim14510 said:
So you never really got an explanation of what they were seeing?
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It was an irregularity in my heart beat but nothing that was a concern to the main doc involved. He’s the only one I trusted out of the entire shit show.

Btw……I immediately scheduled an appt with my Internal Med doc and have an appt with him on Tuesday. Gonna do another EKG and find out wtf caused all of the concern.


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Elizabeth Reed said:
First…….this is not an attempt at one-upsmanship. @bbenson67 is the confirmed PB storyteller but I’ll put myself in the top 5, if I may.

Had my every five yr colonoscopy yesterday. Show up at the appointed time. Sat in the waiting room for 90 minutes as they were “over-scheduled” with a variety of surgical procedures scheduled.

Finally took me back to the little room, got in the $4 hospital gown and was ready to move forward. Initial nurse (Sabrina) was doing a few preliminary, routine tests and she almost immediately stated (w/ confidence) that I was in “A-Fib”. WTF?

So then the shit started. Two more nurses came in as they were already waaaaay behind schedule-wise. They saw what nurse-one saw. EKG was ordered. A-Fib was doubtful (maybe). They decided against A-Fib…..maybe.

Then they got the anesthesiologist involved. He was like “all’s good”……let’s get on with this”. Didn’t talk to me at all, no eye contact, nothing. As he turned to walk out of the room I asked him what he saw. I reminded him who’s butt was about to be invaded and he wasn’t even going to take two seconds to talk to me? Wtf? He backed down and shared that he thought everything was ok. Color me underwhelmed.

Then they called the big guy in. The Doc who has been doing this procedure forever, including each of my 7 colonoscopies, going back to 1992. He has been a life-long Colorado Puff fan and I asked him about Dieon. He responded with some random “Recruiting should be good” comment and he commented on my EKG and was quickly gone.

Tired of the indecision and ready to do this thing, I said “let’s go”. Won a bet with a 66 yr old nurse (on who was older) in the actual procedure room, went to sleep and woke up less than an hour later. Todays “amnesia” med allows you to wake up and be clear-headed waaaaay sooner than give yrs ago.

Went home and had no desire to sleep unlike the previous six butt-visits. Must admit that the whole possible A-Fib thing was a little unnerving.

There ya go. My day yesterday. See ya in 2027.


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Glad it wasn't serious and I'm pretty sure the dehydration caused by the prep contributes to those kind of issues. I had my last (and final) one a couple of years ago and the nurse thought she saw something on the cardiac monitor. Turns out is was just a PAC or premature atrial contraction which is benign and I've known about for years.

I told my family doc that if they ever wanted to do another one they'd have to find me cuz I'd be hiding out. I get their usefulness but 3 is plaenty when there's no problems. You're right about the anesthesia drugs being so much more tolerable. Mine were a little Fentanyl, Versed and I think Propofol.
 
bbenson67 said:
Glad it wasn't serious and I'm pretty sure the dehydration caused by the prep contributes to those kind of issues. I had my last (and final) one a couple of years ago and the nurse thought she saw something on the cardiac monitor. Turns out is was just a PAC or premature atrial contraction which is benign and I've known about for years.

I told my family doc that if they ever wanted to do another one they'd have to find me cuz I'd be hiding out. I get their usefulness but 3 is plaenty when there's no problems. You're right about the anesthesia drugs being so much more tolerable. Mine were a little Fentanyl, Versed and I think Propofol.
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No Fentanyl in my "cocktail" apparrently. Just the Propofol........ (I think)


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scotchfrost9697 said:
Here’s my resume

from age 12 to 18 i penned cattle at the Blue Hill Salebarn, from 17-18 i helped sort. from 15-18 i would have salebarn busch lights and peach schnapps while the adults were in the office playing cards and me and my buddy loaded out.

present day i do some ranchin

am i
hired?
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You're not only hired but appointed assistant manager
 
Woodrow F Call said:
I can't believe I'm saying this not far off of 40 years old in year 2022 but I think my ass is actually going to board an airplane (first time) and fly to cancún this coming February for 5 days.
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Proving once again that pussy is undefeated…..😂

Enjoy, Woodrow. You’ll have a fucking GREAT time.



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Woodrow F Call said:
I can't believe I'm saying this not far off of 40 years old in year 2022 but I think my ass is actually going to board an airplane (first time) and fly to cancún this coming February for 5 days.
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You taking that little lass with you?

Also. If you're open to exploring a little, take a day trip to Cozumel, and do the Cozumel Bar Hop Tour. It's like $60, they take you around the island to these 4 different bars on the island, up on a cliff, right on the beaches, one free drink at each one. It's fun as shit.
 
slattimer said:
You taking that little lass with you?

Also. If you're open to exploring a little, take a day trip to Cozumel, and do the Cozumel Bar Hop Tour. It's like $60, they take you around the island to these 4 different bars on the island, up on a cliff, right on the beaches, one free drink at each one. It's fun as shit.
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Wish to hell I would have known about the Bar Hop Tour when we were down there 3 yrs ago.


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Woodrow F Call said:
I can't believe I'm saying this not far off of 40 years old in year 2022 but I think my ass is actually going to board an airplane (first time) and fly to cancún this coming February for 5 days.
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You should have a blast. Cancun is beautiful and quite civilized food and accommodations wise.

Some good suggestions on things to do already itt but I'll add one more. Take the 1 hour boat ride to Isla de Mujeres, the Island of Women. False advertising as there are equal numbers of men and women but it is beautiful, very tropical and best of all, no cars. You rent golf carts and just cruise around the island. Not terribly expensive either. The only other place I've been to with golf carts only is Catalina Island off the coast of L.A./Orange County.

I remember my first plane ride very well. It was Omaha to San Francisco on United Airlines via Denver. The purpose of the trip was to deliver my 19 year old ass to basic training at Ft. Ord in Monterey. On the bus ride from San Francisco to Monterey I noticed that the freeway had little reflectors as lane dividers. My country boy self thought how do they keep the snow plows from tearing those things up? Oh wait, they don't need snow plows. I mean I knew that but it was still something that popped into my head.

I'm sure your first plane trip will be great.
 
scotchfrost9697 said:
hes gonna get her pregnant
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