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Woodrow F Call said:
You gonna take that money to the grave with ya? Spend it son
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I gotta keep growing my bankroll so I can buy more land and become a semi-retired hobby farmer.


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God is a Husker said:
I gotta keep growing my bankroll so I can buy more land and become a semi-retired hobby farmer.


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Yep. After consulting with tax attorneys and money people, my first battle post-lottery-winnings battle would be to wrangle enough money away from my sheltered windfall to do just that. I've already got mad tractor driving skills - just need the farm land to put 'em to use on.

I could happily "putter" away my remaining days with a decent sized "hobby" farm, but also knowing that I had millions in reserve for the inevitable bad stuff that happens to the entrepreneurs in that industry who actually work their asses off to put food on the table for the rest of us.
 
God is a Husker said:
@Kaladin today I drafted Articles of organization for a LLC for a very good client’s “girlfriend”… she is a stripper and only fans “model”.



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Good work. After they get married and need divorced you can refer her to me

My first day at a law firm, the first thing I did, was sit in on a consult and the client was a stripper

The second thing I did that day was read a divorce clients notes where she explained, in graphic detail, her and her husbands sex life
 
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Kaladin said:
how much money do they make
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There's only one that I know for sure had an accurate record. She didn't do it very long. Was really just trying to get on her feet again (and maybe some other positions). Anyway she had a notebook and had every night in her notebook.

She started in mid November and made 42k by the end of the year. She is not something you write home about. In fact you wouldn't whisper to the guy next to you.
 
God is a Husker said:
I was gonna post a pic of my new baby Henry but @Woodrow F Call cucked me with Hank the pussy magnet puppy. 🙁


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I ain’t been dunked on this bad since I said I bill $400/hr and next post @Jim14510 said he bills $600 🙁
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Caliber?

Pretty rifle, BTW. If you’ve read the gun thread, you’ll know I’ve gotten the “lever action” bug and have acquired a few of them (2 Henry’s, 1 Marlin). They’re a joy to shoot. Enjoy!
 
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