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[God is a Husker]

bro are you the only attorney in southwest nebraska and northwest kansas

do you just drive from town to town and tell everyone that an attorney is in town

Attorneys in the area:

Cheyenne County KS (St Francis): 0 attorneys
—> But, Lisa is there 1 or 2 days a week but she lives and practices most of the time in Goodland KS (Sherman County)

Rawlins County KS (Atwood): 0.5 attorneys
—> Holste only practices part time because he has like 300 cows and that’s his true love.

—> Leblanc is the new kid, he moved there in 2020 and got elected Rawlins county attorney but he just moved to Garden City (2 hours south) and everybody is pissed. I don’t think he is even running for re-election.

So now Rawlins County is down to 1 attorney who practices maybe 10-15 hours a week.


Decatur County KS (Oberlin): 2 attorneys
—> Hirsch is the best attorney in NWKS and has been the county attorney for 35 years. Dude is a genius and has been asked to be a Lt Governor 4 times and each time said no because of his hatred of politicians and Topeka. Love it.
—> Abbott is younger (39) and from north of Columbus Nebraska. His wife is from Omaha. He was a truck driver for 10 years before deciding to go to UNO and get a bachelors then decided to go to Law skewl. Total work horse, he is 1 I’d those guys who can’t stop moving. Great guy and a great friend of mine. He came to my wedding and almost died eating only Indian food for 4 days straight.


Norton County KS (Norton): 6 attorneys
—> 2 guys that are old as hell and will retire any time now
—> 2 guys in their early 40s, each works for the 2 old ass guys above. (The Walters are a nephew and uncle operation)
—> Melissa Shoen, county attorney for multiple counties and just loves prosecuting. Weird but she is good and nice so it’s cool.
—> Abby is a new girl, like 1 year out of school. She works for Shoen. (She is ugly as sin tho, like really bad even for rural Kansas)


Thomas County KS (Colby): 7 attorneys
—> 4 old as shit guys that just like Norton it’s amazing they are even still practicing
—> Justin Barrett (best Criminal defense attorney in all of Western KS and it’s not even remotely close) Dude has full sleeve arm tattoos on both arms, wears huge Diamond stud earrings and wears bright suits and shirts. Gold necklace, bracelets, watches and 2 or 3 rings. He openly admits to trying to “look the part” because that’s what the majority of his sketchy criminal clients want and expect from their defense attorney.
—> new County Attorney Rohr, great dude and looks like the Bear from Jungle Book. I may or may not have smoked some devils lettuce with him 2 times. Shhhh
—> Lamb, dumb bitch who I can’t believe got through law school and passed the bar. Late 30s and not bad looking yet can’t find a man in rural KS to stick around… all you need to know about how awful she is. She almost got disbarred twice when she was the county attorney for spending county money on personal things and mal prac from prosecution errors.


Sheridan County (Hoxie): 1.5 attorneys
—> Eland is kind of a douche but a good attorney, his entire office floor is hardwood made up of wood from the former Phog Allen fieldhouse basketball floor. They had some booster thing where you could get 1 square foot with a donation and he donated enough to do his office. It’s Actually pretty sick and I hate basketball. He is like 55 years old.

—> Pratt, he sort of practice and he sort of is the county attorney but he is battling Cancer so you can’t give him too much shit for only working like 8 hours a week.
He is like 65 years old.





I’m typing all of this while driving. I’m in Norton KS right now waiting for a meeting with another party involved in the big Church land fight I was talking about a few weeks ago.


PS: @Woodrow F Call I was just looking at 2 full sections (that’s 1,280 acres to any city slicker reading this) of dry land corn that has all been fried. Totally gone and it’s so bad they say they can’t even feed it to cattle because of the nitrate levels. Looks like a war zone out here. Have a Coors light for NWKS tonight.

 

[Mustangblood]

Attorneys in the area:

Cheyenne County KS (St Francis): 0 attorneys
—> But, Lisa is there 1 or 2 days a week but she lives and practices most of the time in Goodland KS (Sherman County)

Rawlins County KS (Atwood): 0.5 attorneys
—> Holste only practices part time because he has like 300 cows and that’s his true love.

—> Leblanc is the new kid, he moved there in 2020 and got elected Rawlins county attorney but he just moved to Garden City (2 hours south) and everybody is pissed. I don’t think he is even running for re-election.

So now Rawlins County is down to 1 attorney who practices maybe 10-15 hours a week.


Decatur County KS (Oberlin): 2 attorneys
—> Hirsch is the best attorney in NWKS and has been the county attorney for 35 years. Dude is a genius and has been asked to be a Lt Governor 4 times and each time said no because of his hatred of politicians and Topeka. Love it.
—> Abbott is younger (39) and from north of Columbus Nebraska. His wife is from Omaha. He was a truck driver for 10 years before deciding to go to UNO and get a bachelors then decided to go to Law skewl. Total work horse, he is 1 I’d those guys who can’t stop moving. Great guy and a great friend of mine. He came to my wedding and almost died eating only Indian food for 4 days straight.


Norton County KS (Norton): 6 attorneys
—> 2 guys that are old as hell and will retire any time now
—> 2 guys in their early 40s, each works for the 2 old ass guys above. (The Walters are a nephew and uncle operation)
—> Melissa Shoen, county attorney for multiple counties and just loves prosecuting. Weird but she is good and nice so it’s cool.
—> Abby is a new girl, like 1 year out of school. She works for Shoen. (She is ugly as sin tho, like really bad even for rural Kansas)


Thomas County KS (Colby): 7 attorneys
—> 4 old as shit guys that just like Norton it’s amazing they are even still practicing
—> Justin Barrett (best Criminal defense attorney in all of Western KS and it’s not even remotely close) Dude has full sleeve arm tattoos on both arms, wears huge Diamond stud earrings and wears bright suits and shirts. Gold necklace, bracelets, watches and 2 or 3 rings. He openly admits to trying to “look the part” because that’s what the majority of his sketchy criminal clients want and expect from their defense attorney.
—> new County Attorney Rohr, great dude and looks like the Bear from Jungle Book. I may or may not have smoked some devils lettuce with him 2 times. Shhhh
—> Lamb, dumb bitch who I can’t believe got through law school and passed the bar. Late 30s and not bad looking yet can’t find a man in rural KS to stick around… all you need to know about how awful she is. She almost got disbarred twice when she was the county attorney for spending county money on personal things and mal prac from prosecution errors.


Sheridan County (Hoxie): 1.5 attorneys
—> Eland is kind of a douche but a good attorney, his entire office floor is hardwood made up of wood from the former Phog Allen fieldhouse basketball floor. They had some booster thing where you could get 1 square foot with a donation and he donated enough to do his office. It’s Actually pretty sick and I hate basketball. He is like 55 years old.

—> Pratt, he sort of practice and he sort of is the county attorney but he is battling Cancer so you can’t give him too much shit for only working like 8 hours a week.
He is like 65 years old.





I’m typing all of this while driving. I’m in Norton KS right now waiting for a meeting with another party involved in the big Church land fight I was talking about a few weeks ago.


PS: @Woodrow F Call I was just looking at 2 full sections (that’s 1,280 acres to any city slicker reading this) of dry land corn that has all been fried. Totally gone and it’s so bad they say they can’t even feed it to cattle because of the nitrate levels. Looks like a war zone out here. Have a Coors light for NWKS tonight.

Keep us updated on the church dispute. Sounds very interesting

 

[Kaladin]

Diamond stud earrings and wears bright suits and shirts. Gold necklace, bracelets, watches and 2 or 3 rings. He openly admits to trying to “look the part” because that’s what the majority of his sketchy criminal clients want and expect from their defense attorney.

We hired a defense attorney (he's a bout 50) to work at our firm in April and he has full sleeve tattoos, is missing a front tooth, and routinely looks like he his on cocaine. He always keeps the lights off in his office so i just assume he is doing cocaine. He has like 6 cars and I drove to the courthouse with him one day in his Escalade and he had beer cans all over the floor

He's also contributed almost nothing to the firm since he was hired and has basically been MIA for the past month. He always has an excuse for why he's not at work. Today he came in around 10 and left at 3. When he does show up he just sits in his office and watches movies or sleeps

He did get one criminal case and got a $15,000 flat fee for that one so he has contributed a little

The last time I went to the courthouse with him he was wearing a bright baby blue suit. The time before that he wore crocs to the courthouse

 

[LoudHogRider]

I was just looking at 2 full sections (that’s 1,280 acres to any city slicker reading this) of dry land corn that has all been fried. Totally gone and it’s so bad they say they can’t even feed it to cattle because of the nitrate levels. Looks like a war zone out here. Have a Coors light for NWKS tonight.

Man, that's sad. We saw a lot of flattened crop fields out around Seward and York heading out to see the daughter a few weeks ago. Some guys tried to replant, and others just said fuck it - I'll harvest 3 heads of corn and turn the claim into crop insurance. Farming really is gambling a lot of the time.

 

[Kinish]

I now know way 2 much about Great Plains attorneys.

 

[God is a Husker]

I now know way 2 much about Great Plains attorneys.

Today I wore a Navy Blue Banana Republic suit with these Ariat boots.

Now you know even more. 😎

 

[God is a Husker]

Keep us updated on the church dispute. Sounds very interesting

As of this moment there are already 4 law firms involved. (Not including me, I was asked to mediate as we attempt to settle this outside of the court system)


Today we (9 of us) drove around and looked at all the land at issue and we just got done. 17 parcels spread out over 3 counties and 11 townships.


I have so many files on my desk right now each about a foot high. I got Title records going back 30 years, shitty half done abstracts and USDA/FSA reports dating back 15 years.


This is what I have been trying to tell you @Kaladin , basically endless billable hours and doing shit I actually like.


Fuck Swimtown, come out to Rural America and eat all you can kill without some douche Senior partner or partner’s son taking your billables or credit.



Run the Damn Ball

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Attorneys in the area:

Cheyenne County KS (St Francis): 0 attorneys
—> But, Lisa is there 1 or 2 days a week but she lives and practices most of the time in Goodland KS (Sherman County)

Rawlins County KS (Atwood): 0.5 attorneys
—> Holste only practices part time because he has like 300 cows and that’s his true love.

—> Leblanc is the new kid, he moved there in 2020 and got elected Rawlins county attorney but he just moved to Garden City (2 hours south) and everybody is pissed. I don’t think he is even running for re-election.

So now Rawlins County is down to 1 attorney who practices maybe 10-15 hours a week.


Decatur County KS (Oberlin): 2 attorneys
—> Hirsch is the best attorney in NWKS and has been the county attorney for 35 years. Dude is a genius and has been asked to be a Lt Governor 4 times and each time said no because of his hatred of politicians and Topeka. Love it.
—> Abbott is younger (39) and from north of Columbus Nebraska. His wife is from Omaha. He was a truck driver for 10 years before deciding to go to UNO and get a bachelors then decided to go to Law skewl. Total work horse, he is 1 I’d those guys who can’t stop moving. Great guy and a great friend of mine. He came to my wedding and almost died eating only Indian food for 4 days straight.


Norton County KS (Norton): 6 attorneys
—> 2 guys that are old as hell and will retire any time now
—> 2 guys in their early 40s, each works for the 2 old ass guys above. (The Walters are a nephew and uncle operation)
—> Melissa Shoen, county attorney for multiple counties and just loves prosecuting. Weird but she is good and nice so it’s cool.
—> Abby is a new girl, like 1 year out of school. She works for Shoen. (She is ugly as sin tho, like really bad even for rural Kansas)


Thomas County KS (Colby): 7 attorneys
—> 4 old as shit guys that just like Norton it’s amazing they are even still practicing
—> Justin Barrett (best Criminal defense attorney in all of Western KS and it’s not even remotely close) Dude has full sleeve arm tattoos on both arms, wears huge Diamond stud earrings and wears bright suits and shirts. Gold necklace, bracelets, watches and 2 or 3 rings. He openly admits to trying to “look the part” because that’s what the majority of his sketchy criminal clients want and expect from their defense attorney.
—> new County Attorney Rohr, great dude and looks like the Bear from Jungle Book. I may or may not have smoked some devils lettuce with him 2 times. Shhhh
—> Lamb, dumb bitch who I can’t believe got through law school and passed the bar. Late 30s and not bad looking yet can’t find a man in rural KS to stick around… all you need to know about how awful she is. She almost got disbarred twice when she was the county attorney for spending county money on personal things and mal prac from prosecution errors.


Sheridan County (Hoxie): 1.5 attorneys
—> Eland is kind of a douche but a good attorney, his entire office floor is hardwood made up of wood from the former Phog Allen fieldhouse basketball floor. They had some booster thing where you could get 1 square foot with a donation and he donated enough to do his office. It’s Actually pretty sick and I hate basketball. He is like 55 years old.

—> Pratt, he sort of practice and he sort of is the county attorney but he is battling Cancer so you can’t give him too much shit for only working like 8 hours a week.
He is like 65 years old.





I’m typing all of this while driving. I’m in Norton KS right now waiting for a meeting with another party involved in the big Church land fight I was talking about a few weeks ago.


PS: @Woodrow F Call I was just looking at 2 full sections (that’s 1,280 acres to any city slicker reading this) of dry land corn that has all been fried. Totally gone and it’s so bad they say they can’t even feed it to cattle because of the nitrate levels. Looks like a war zone out here. Have a Coors light for NWKS tonight.

There's some large areas in the country under severe drought and this week isn't helping. I'm extremely fortunate here.

 

[Adolph Coors]

Today I wore a Navy Blue Banana Republic suit with these Ariat boots.

Now you know even more. 😎

i wouldve soaked through

 

[Kaladin]

Today I wore a Navy Blue Banana Republic suit with these Ariat boots.

Now you know even more. 😎

Do you wear cowboy hat as well

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Do you wear cowboy hat as well

🙏 that the answer is "no".

.

 

[Kaladin]

one of my hobbies is to make myself dinner and then watch youtube videos about food and restaurants

tonight i'm eating homemade chicken tenders and watching a video about an indian restaurant

@God is a Husker does your wife make delicious indian cuisine every night

 

[God is a Husker]

i wouldve soaked through

Occupational hazard, when I am suited and booted I turn heads.


My wife hates it

Do you wear cowboy hat as well

Never have owned a cowboy hat and I almost never wear hats. (My hair is amazing, can’t hide the goods)

one of my hobbies is to make myself dinner and then watch youtube videos about food and restaurants

tonight i'm eating homemade chicken tenders and watching a video about an indian restaurant

@God is a Husker does your wife make delicious indian cuisine every night

My wife cooks Indian food maybe twice a month. But only vegetarian stuff cuz her mom is vegetarian and that’s all she was taught how to cook.

I make Indian food probably like once a month. Her Dad taught me how to make a bunch of the Indian things with meat. I usually make butter chicken, ginger garlic chicken, goat kebabs or lamb or chicken vindaloo.

 

[HCFord1]

Occupational hazard, when I am suited and booted I turn heads.


My wife hates it




Never have owned a cowboy hat and I almost never wear hats. (My hair is amazing, can’t hide the goods)





My wife cooks Indian food maybe twice a month. But only vegetarian stuff cuz her mom is vegetarian and that’s all she was taught how to cook.

I make Indian food probably like once a month. Her Dad taught me how to make a bunch of the Indian things with meat. I usually make butter chicken, ginger garlic chicken, goat kebabs or lamb or chicken vindaloo.

I got chicken vindaloo and naan last night from a place called T O 5 Bollywood Grill. It was actually surprisingly good; definitely the best I've had in Omaha so far.

 

[slattimer]

That feeling when you discover a new google drive chalk full of playbooks to dissect.

Fully torqued

 

[Alum-Ni]

That feeling when you discover a new google drive chalk full of playbooks to dissect.

Fully torqued

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What do we have here?

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Occupational hazard, when I am suited and booted I turn heads.


My wife hates it




Never have owned a cowboy hat and I almost never wear hats. (My hair is amazing, can’t hide the goods)





My wife cooks Indian food maybe twice a month. But only vegetarian stuff cuz her mom is vegetarian and that’s all she was taught how to cook.

I make Indian food probably like once a month. Her Dad taught me how to make a bunch of the Indian things with meat. I usually make butter chicken, ginger garlic chicken, goat kebabs or lamb or chicken vindaloo.

I actually got a little hungry readin this post

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Well, loading up the Jeep with 2 dogs (120 lbs and 40 lbs) and a 3 month old for our journey to CO tomorrow AM for 10 days. No pics of power lines or Casey’s (goat breakfast pizza ugh so good). Might stop at a Mormon Maverick gas station which is actually a phenomenal place to stop. Like the enlarged white diaper wearing version of Casey’s. I’ll post pics

First time back since moving to AZ🇺🇸>CO 🇨🇳

 

[LoudHogRider]

Well, loading up the Jeep with 2 dogs (120 lbs and 40 lbs) and a 3 month old for our journey to CO tomorrow AM for 10 days. No pics of power lines or Casey’s (goat breakfast pizza ugh so good). Might stop at a Mormon Maverick gas station which is actually a phenomenal place to stop. Like the enlarged white diaper wearing version of Casey’s. I’ll post pics

First time back since moving to AZ🇺🇸>CO 🇨🇳

Wishing you safe travels, Doc.

 

[slattimer]

What do we have here?

Stumbled upon this at Twitter. I love going thru playbooks. Mostly to steal ideas. But Ohio states tight zone and their rules really shaped how I teach it. Rules are simple. Calls are simple. Can handle anything. That and Dan Gonzalez passing game and how he teaches it.

The OU playbook is just a bunch of screen shots of their paper playbook. Old school.

The Penn state one. Moorhead is really good as well. Love their inverted veer stuff.