MLPFC Shit Posting

[Adolph Coors]

Closing in on 3" fuck bois

wow! how much rain?

 

[Woodrow F Call]

wow! how much rain?

I will slap your whore mouth the first time I see you

 

[God is a Husker]

Closing in on 3" fuck bois

wow! how much rain?

I will slap your whore mouth the first time I see you

 

[Adolph Coors]

@Woodrow F Call he jelly

 

[God is a Husker]

@Woodrow F Call he jelly

🙁

 

[Woodrow F Call]

@Woodrow F Call he jelly

So fucking jelly he is

 

[Woodrow F Call]

4.25 and still raining. Ponds are going out the spillways

 

[God is a Husker]

4:30 in the morning

Not a soul on the site, PB’s looking like a ghost town on this moonless spring night.

Your boy has already shit, showered and shaved.

Got 2 adderral, a thermos of coffee and 500 miles to drive.

 

[Jim14510]

4:30 in the morning

Not a soul on the site, PB’s looking like a ghost town on this moonless spring night.

Your boy has already shit, showered and shaved.

Got 2 adderral, a thermos of coffee and 500 miles to drive.

I've been working all night trying to get some stuff done before I'm gone for a week. Vacations stress me out.

 

[Mustangblood]

4.25 and still raining. Ponds are going out the spillways

Sounds like your pastures are set for the summer now.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Sounds like your pastures are set for the summer now.

I wouldn't say set but at least we know pulling cattle in June should be off the table

 

[God is a Husker]

I wouldn't say set but at least we know pulling cattle in June should be off the table

Dry until Mitchell County which had standing water in fields and on the roads.

Clay and Riley were the same.

Everything east of there doesn’t even know what Dry means.

PS: congrats on putting Washington County on the map cowboy

 

[God is a Husker]

@Elizabeth Reed out here absolutely dunking on Swimtown

 

[God is a Husker]

@MtnHusker check out this Missour’ah woman I had in front of me

 

[BBTown Bomber]

@Elizabeth Reed out here absolutely dunking on Swimtown

Talked to 92 yo mom (still on the farm) about an hour ago and Beebeetown got 2” of rain over 36 hours. She said nice steady rain and no wind.

Why does god hate our panhandle??

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[BBTown Bomber]

@MtnHusker check out this Missour’ah woman I had in front of me

Three dogs!! Amateurs…….Our next door-day neighbors have 6. And the fuckers are all barkers.

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[God is a Husker]

Three dogs!! Amateurs…….Our next door-day neighbors have 6. And the fuckers are all barkers.

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My parents neighbors have 2 coon hounds that howl randomly in the day and all night.

They live 1/2 a mile away so it must be super loud in person if we can hear it inside my parents house.


Funniest part is their names: Toby and Colby


My wife loves it, gives them treats anytime she sees them.


It’s still so shocking to me how much she loves Missouri, I guess I shouldn’t be that surprised since she loves me and I’m 1/2 white trash.

 

[MtnHusker]

@MtnHusker check out this Missour’ah woman I had in front of me

I'm puttin the Over Unders on how many teeth she has at 8.5.

 

[hothouse_corn]

I'm replying from page 140 of 182. What did I miss since 11-Feb-2022? Any can't miss moments in shit-posting that I should look back for? Thanks in advance.

FFS. this thread has some shit-posting momentum. Hopefully, I'll be able to just settle right back in with only a few updates on what I've missed in the last few months.

 

[hothouse_corn]

I’m 1/2 white trash.

Which half?