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MLPFC Shit Posting

She said depends how bad the hernias were and if you are constipated drink some magnesium citrate.



If it makes you feel better the wife and I had some Kansas beef tonight.

Run the Damn Ball Highway 36


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Where'd ya all eat at anyway? Looks really good
 
@God is a Husker ask your beautiful Dr bride when I can expect to shit again after hernia surgery.

I've always been an at minimum twice a day shitter, I'm going on 36 hrs here and I don't like it
After my Hernia Surgery my Doctor told me to get a big ole bag of Prunes to get things flowing. Worked wonders.
 
@God is a Husker ask your beautiful Dr bride when I can expect to shit again after hernia surgery.

I've always been an at minimum twice a day shitter, I'm going on 36 hrs here and I don't like it
Basically any surgery will do this to you. It sucks.

I’ve had two shoulder surgeries; didn’t shit for a few days after both. Wife had emergency c section; didn’t poop for like 5-6 days.

Be careful with laxatives though. After my first shoulder surgery and having not pooped for three days I took the prescribed dose of a laxative and had to go to the restaurant bathroom like 5 times at dinner.
 
Basically any surgery will do this to you. It sucks.

I’ve had two shoulder surgeries; didn’t shit for a few days after both. Wife had emergency c section; didn’t poop for like 5-6 days.

Be careful with laxatives though. After my first shoulder surgery and having not pooped for three days I took the prescribed dose of a laxative and had to go to the restaurant bathroom like 5 times at dinner.
Trying to enjoy my spiral ham dinner just became a little more difficult…….

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Basically any surgery will do this to you. It sucks.

I’ve had two shoulder surgeries; didn’t shit for a few days after both. Wife had emergency c section; didn’t poop for like 5-6 days.

Be careful with laxatives though. After my first shoulder surgery and having not pooped for three days I took the prescribed dose of a laxative and had to go to the restaurant bathroom like 5 times at dinner.
It's easily the worst part of this
 

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