MLPFC Shit Posting

[God is a Husker]

when you see a normal functioning decent looking guy with a fat troll of a wife do you assume he has a micropenis?

depends on how long they have been together and if the wife got fat in the correct places



example of 1 of the greatest celeb couples where the man aged like wine but loves his wife (and her yuge boobas)

respect the hell out of Brosnan, also in my quick search his wife is in animal print in like over half the pics.... you KNOW she puts out

Good for 007

 

[Adolph Coors]

depends on how long they have been together and if the wife got fat in the correct places



example of 1 of the greatest celeb couples where the man aged like wine but loves his wife (and her yuge boobas)

respect the hell out of Brosnan, also in my quick search his wife is in animal print in like over half the pics.... you KNOW she puts out

Good for 007

yeah im talking like young couples, no kids. shit happens when you age and have kids, not a big deal (in some cases).

 

[RedSeaRising]

Also, Nancy is due May 6th with our first child. It’s a boy so we are super excited. Dr. @RedSeaRising will be doing the little guys circumcision.

Fixing to leave half of the foreskin so he won't need to use lube when he finds your vintage Playboy mag collection

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Also, Nancy is due May 6th with our first child. It’s a boy so we are super excited. Dr. @RedSeaRising will be doing the little guys circumcision.

I’ve seen Dr. @RedSeaRising ’s work up close. Make sure yore legal counsel stays on top of this…….😍

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[HCFord1]

Just caught up on the past month of posts in here. Thread took some interesting twists and turns - cold ass farmin' weather, @Woodrow F Call selling the shit out of some livestock, @SoCal_Corn and his dry spell, the devastation of Agent Orange, mafia stories, @God is a Husker talking about running the damn ball, and @HuskerDocCo impregnating Nancy at 90 years of age.

As Stefon would say:

 

[LoudHogRider]

Fixing to leave half off the foreskin so he won't need to use lube when he finds your vintage Playboy mag collection

Use "pinking shears" so it swells up like a sea anemone when the lad sports his woody. Ribbed for extra pleasure, too.

 

[bbenson67]

Buddy of mine worked for Lanohas. They were planting trees in North Omaha. They'd get a block away and someone would pull the trees out. He did it for about a month and not a single tree was left.

Same story on the older ladies bringing them drinks though.

The Near North Side was never a paradise but my experience was also 50 years ago. Still that's just sad to steal trees. It sounds more like vandalism than stealing something to make a lot of money on unless they work for a nursery.

I saw some really profound changes in the inner city in L.A. When I was an official with the L.A. County Health Dept. I would go to night meetings at MLK Hospital and the Compton, Watts and East. L.A. Health centers. That was early '80s. I wouldn't call it safe but it was not the wild wild west. The changes came around 1985 with the crack epidemic. No more night meetings and the public health nurses had to do all their home visits before noon while the gang bangers were still sleeping. A very sad situation.

Edit to add some things I saw that looked like they could have been out of the Babylon Bee.

The Watts Health Center was on Success St. The welfare office in the San Gabriel Valley was on Easy St. And the AIDS Program Office was on Hope St. That last one still gets to me. What a horrible time that was in the late '80s for those unfortunate AIDS patients.

 

[Jim14510]

The Near North Side was never a paradise but my experience was also 50 years ago. Still that's just sad to steal trees. It sounds more like vandalism than stealing something to make a lot of money on unless they work for a nursery.

I saw some really profound changes in the inner city in L.A. When I was an official with the L.A. County Health Dept. I would go to night meetings at MLK Hospital and the Compton, Watts and East. L.A. Health centers. That was early '80s. I wouldn't call it safe but it was not the wild wild west. The changes came around 1985 with the crack epidemic. No more night meetings and the public health nurses had to do all their home visits before noon while the gang bangers were still sleeping. A very sad situation.

Edit to add some things I saw that looked like they could have been out of the Babylon Bee.

The Watts Health Center was on Success St. The welfare office in the San Gabriel Valley was on Easy St. And the AIDS Program Office was on Hope St. That last one still gets to me. What a horrible time that was in the late '80s for those unfortunate AIDS patients.

They weren't even stealing them. They were just ripping them out and leaving them to die. Initially they started replanting them. They finally gave up.

Difference between your 50 years ago and my example of 30 years ago. Could be entirely different than both now.

 

[Mustangblood]

Just finished mounting dads Christmas gift from us boys in the shop with the brothers. Evening beers at the shop might last a couple hours longer now.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

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Just finished mounting dads Christmas gift from us boys in the shop with the brothers. Evening beers at the shop might last a couple hours longer now.

I love this, can’t wait to get a piece of land back in Nebraska and come back for the summers and Husker Boner Saturdays BEEELLLCCHHH

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Ima make @God is a Husker buy me..minimum 36 Busch lites at the big 10 sports bar and grill in Columbus FARRRTTT

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Ima make @God is a Husker buy me..minimum 36 Busch lites at the big 10 sports bar and grill in Columbus FARRRTTT

That's some impressive tolerance for a old timer that should be in senior assisted living

 

[Adolph Coors]

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Just finished mounting dads Christmas gift from us boys in the shop with the brothers. Evening beers at the shop might last a couple hours longer now.

i can tell youre family has a lot lot more money than mine from this pic

 

[God is a Husker]

i can tell youre family has a lot lot more money than mine from this pic

As an attorney that specialized in tax and agriculture (also oil/gas/wind/solar) let me assure you that you can’t know the wealth of a farm or ranch without looking at their books/debt.


Not saying anything about @Mustangblood , just saying next time any of you boys see some guy buying over priced land just cuz he can or buying a brand new John Deere and driving a brand new custom F250/Silverado/etc. he probably has so much debt hanging over his head that he can’t sleep at night. Never get over your head with debt while chasing new land or equipment.


Remember, I’m pulling for ya… we’re all in this together.

 

[LoudHogRider]

As an attorney that specialized in tax and agriculture (also oil/gas/wind/solar) let me assure you that you can’t know the wealth of a farm or ranch without looking at their books/debt.


Not saying anything about @Mustangblood , just saying next time any of you boys see some guy buying over priced land just cuz he can or buying a brand new John Deere and driving a brand new custom F250/Silverado/etc. he probably has so much debt hanging over his head that he can’t sleep at night. Never get over your head with debt while chasing new land or equipment.


Remember, I’m pulling for ya… we’re all in this together.

Great points … and a hat tip for a “Red/Green Show” gif.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

i can tell youre family has a lot lot more money than mine from this pic

Why you gotta play this card bruh?


You could sling enough oxy outta your 2 pharmacies to build a deck In 3 hrs

 

[Woodrow F Call]

As an attorney that specialized in tax and agriculture (also oil/gas/wind/solar) let me assure you that you can’t know the wealth of a farm or ranch without looking at their books/debt.


Not saying anything about @Mustangblood , just saying next time any of you boys see some guy buying over priced land just cuz he can or buying a brand new John Deere and driving a brand new custom F250/Silverado/etc. he probably has so much debt hanging over his head that he can’t sleep at night. Never get over your head with debt while chasing new land or equipment.


Remember, I’m pulling for ya… we’re all in this together.

You educated boys that bring fact, logic and resolve to these farm boy disputes are killing the mood god damn it.

 

[God is a Husker]

You educated boys that bring fact, logic and resolve to these farm boy disputes are killing the mood god damn it.

I just opened the first Coors of the weekend so all of my intelligent posts are coming to an end as I leave my Dr Jekyll self behind and convert into Mr Hyde.


Dr Jekyll writes long posts about the law, taxes, business, Covid, etc.

Mr Hyde communicates in Trailer Park Boys gifs and Run the Damn Ball memes.

 

[Jim14510]

I just opened the first Coors of the weekend so all of my intelligent posts are coming to an end as I leave my Dr Jekyll self behind and convert into Mr Hyde.


Dr Jekyll writes long posts about the law, taxes, business, Covid, etc.

Mr Hyde communicates in Trailer Park Boys gifs and Run the Damn Ball memes.

You drink too much.

 

[David Webb]

As an attorney that specialized in tax and agriculture (also oil/gas/wind/solar) let me assure you that you can’t know the wealth of a farm or ranch without looking at their books/debt.


Not saying anything about @Mustangblood , just saying next time any of you boys see some guy buying over priced land just cuz he can or buying a brand new John Deere and driving a brand new custom F250/Silverado/etc. he probably has so much debt hanging over his head that he can’t sleep at night. Never get over your head with debt while chasing new land or equipment.


Remember, I’m pulling for ya… we’re all in this together.

That analogy could apply to any profession. A lot of people out there who are house/car poor.