MLPFC Shit Posting

[Grits and Gravy]

I was invited to a 1 year birthday party luau when I lived in Hawaii by a local. The 1 year old Hawaiian baby tipped the scales at 36 pounds. That's roughly double the average 1 year old weight of 19 pounds. He was running around in only a diaper and looked like a baby Sumo wrestler.

 

[God is a Husker]

I was invited to a 1 year birthday party luau when I lived in Hawaii by a local. The 1 year old Hawaiian baby tipped the scales at 36 pounds. That's roughly double the average 1 year old weight of 19 pounds. He was running around in only a diaper and looked like a baby Sumo wrestler.

You get back there and drop a bag of cash so Nebraska can recruit that future 1st round Nose Tackle

 

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[Woodrow F Call]

@bbenson67 I'll never get tired of your knowledge and insight to everything this random ass thread throws out there

 

[hothouse_corn]

wife just had a 2 year old patient (26 months) that weighed in at 56 lbs


JESUS that’s a huge 2 year old, is that more than both of your daughters combined @scotchfrost9697 ?

I don't think I believe you or your wife on this claim unless there is also some connection to harvesting adrenochrome.

If you don't know what adrenochrome is, google it and prepare for your computer or phone to get QAnon AIDS.

For the record, I was undefeated wrestling in the 93 lb weight class in 7th grade and didn't need to do anything to make weight...I only weighed about 85 lbs.

 

[hothouse_corn]

I don't think I believe you or your wife on this claim unless there is also some connection to harvesting adrenochrome.

If you don't know what adrenochrome is, google it and prepare for your computer or phone to get QAnon AIDS.

For the record, I was undefeated wrestling in the 93 lb weight class in 7th grade and didn't need to do anything to make weight...I only weighed about 85 lbs.

Sorry for the self reply, but Dr. Bartruff's treatment plan nearly killed my great aunt a few weeks ago. I hope its because he's a bad doctor, and not because he's holding a grudge about parking for the fireman's ball 27 years ago.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Holy crap……been binge-watching Yellowstone tonight and had no idea how late it was. C-pap time……..😴😴😴

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[Loomie21]

Holy crap……been binge-watching Yellowstone tonight and had no idea how late it was. C-pap time……..😴😴😴

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Shoot, it's early now may as well push through the day at this point!

 

[God is a Husker]

I don't think I believe you or your wife on this claim unless there is also some connection to harvesting adrenochrome.

If you don't know what adrenochrome is, google it and prepare for your computer or phone to get QAnon AIDS.

For the record, I was undefeated wrestling in the 93 lb weight class in 7th grade and didn't need to do anything to make weight...I only weighed about 85 lbs.

Sorry for the self reply, but Dr. Bartruff's treatment plan nearly killed my great aunt a few weeks ago. I hope its because he's a bad doctor, and not because he's holding a grudge about parking for the fireman's ball 27 years ago.

 

[Kinish]

saw this the other day.

 

[Grits and Gravy]

 

[Woodrow F Call]

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saw this the other day.

 

[Grits and Gravy]

 

[slattimer]

Lol. These Pooh memes are killing me

 

[Kinish]

 

[Jim14510]

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That's my favorite.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Shoot, it's early now may as well push through the day at this point!

Wth were you doing up that late last night??

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[BBTown Bomber]

Holy crap……been binge-watching Yellowstone tonight and had no idea how late it was. C-pap time……..😴😴😴

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Finished watching tonight thru the end of season three. Pretty brutal, fucked-up stuff going on at that ranch.

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[Loomie21]

Wth were you doing up that late last night??

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I'm currently in the Middle East so it was lunch time for me my friend.

 

[God is a Husker]

How it started: I took a pic of me smoking a heater here one morning in 2019 and posted it to the MLPFC thread


How it’s going: I don’t smoke anymore and became a father AKA limo driver to a boss baby