MLPFC Shit Posting

[God is a Husker]

Farmers should be running the government. You understand risk, economics and the consequences of poor decision making. Not kidding.

As a former attorney with Farmer clients and a former county and city attorney I can assure you that Farmers would be better at running the government.

farmers listen to lawyers about 50% of the time, politicians only listen to lawyers after they have fucked up

 

[God is a Husker]

Ford took your requests @Woodrow F Call @scotchfrost9697

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Ford took your requests @Woodrow F Call @scotchfrost9697

Wut in the ever-living fuck has happened to this country. 🙄

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[HCFord1]

Wut in the ever-living fuck has happened to this country. 🙄

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Germany?

 

[LoudHogRider]

Wut in the ever-living fuck has happened to this country. 🙄

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We're catering to less than 4% of the population in the US with this nonsense. I'm a "live and let live" guy (hence my registered Libertarian status), but the pandering and hero worship of the LGBTQ+ community is a sign that "sum ting wong" with our culture.

My "approval" bar has 3 requirements: sex should be between
1) TWO
2) CONSENTING
3) ADULTS

Beyond that, enjoy. None of my business anyway.

 

[HCFord1]

We're catering to less than 4% of the population in the US with this nonsense. I'm a "live and let live" guy (hence my registered Libertarian status), but the pandering and hero worship of the LGBTQ+ community is a sign that "sum ting wong" with our culture.

My "approval" bar has 3 requirements: sex should be between
1) TWO
2) CONSENTING
3) ADULTS

Beyond that, enjoy. None of my business anyway.

What the fuck do you have against threesomes?

 

[David Webb]

Wut in the ever-living fuck has happened to this country. 🙄

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[God is a Husker]

Germany?

A real life moment to correctly use the animal house: “Germans? Forget it he’s rolling” gif

 

[God is a Husker]

In my mom’s “1996” photo album @hothouse_corn

 

[God is a Husker]

At a different antique store

 

[Woodrow F Call]

In my mom’s “1996” photo album @hothouse_corn

Theres a lot of Carol Frost looking genetics here

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Ford took your requests @Woodrow F Call @scotchfrost9697

I'm calling Titan Trailer in waterville to see if I can get a new 32' stock trailer painted to match.

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

Ford took your requests @Woodrow F Call @scotchfrost9697

If this truck were made in the U.S.A. the alphabet soup community would be screaming..."YOU CAN'T SAY "GAY" ANYMORE" you're leaving out the lesbians, trans, queers and the rest of the alphabet...SMGDH

 

[God is a Husker]

Theres a lot of Carol Frost looking genetics here

She was the women’s track coach when my mom and @hothouse_corn ’s mom were in school

My mom did not play sports tho, yuge dork and 4H girl

 

[bbenson67]

Ford took your requests @Woodrow F Call @scotchfrost9697

The editors of the Babylon Bee were bemoaning the fact that real life events were beginning to encroach on their satire and that the two would soon be indistinguishable. It's almost a relief to find out something was a Babylon Bee article.

From a marketing standpoint I'm curious what demographic they're targeting. On the other hand, if you want to get noticed and don't want to spend the money on a Bentley or a Lambo, this should do the trick

 

[Woodrow F Call]

She was the women’s track coach when my mom and @hothouse_corn ’s mom were in school

My mom did not play sports tho, yuge dork and 4H girl

.....go on

 

[God is a Husker]

.....go on

my dad’s favorite thing to say is she was kicked out cuz she couldn’t keep her calves together

 

[Woodrow F Call]

my dad’s favorite thing to say is she was kicked out cuz she couldn’t keep her calves together

Haha

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Hey, I’m not sure if you know this or not, but you’ve got a bolt in your summer sausage that appears to be on fire.

But seriously I have no clue what is happening here

@God is a Husker wtf do you expect me to do with this?

 

[Woodrow F Call]

But seriously I have no clue what is happening here

Torching off the bolts/nuts that hold the post to the feed bunk.