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High and/or Drunk thoughts

My oldest is still awake, so we just finished a massive game of “keep the balloon in the air” and now are watching Pupstruction before he goes to sleep. I am not high and probably will not get drunk because he will likely wake up at 6am and want to play again and I’m old now so I can’t handle that hungover.
 
My oldest is still awake, so we just finished a massive game of “keep the balloon in the air” and now are watching Pupstruction before he goes to sleep. I am not high and probably will not get drunk because he will likely wake up at 6am and want to play again and I’m old now so I can’t handle that hungover.
Update: bedtime went way south, with my three year old shouting “I DON’T CARE!” at my wife and then freaking out crying when she walked out of the room. Then I spent about five minutes explaining to him why it hurt mommy’s feelings when he said that, only for him to tell me “I don’t care” when I told him that he needed to be a good listener and finish getting ready for bed.

Finally got him down without brushing his teeth or reading a story and now I’m going to open the bottle of Colonel EH Taylor I got for Father’s Day because if not now, then when?
 
just cracked open my first beer. unfortunately I'm going to have to limit myself somewhat tonight so I don't blow off tomorrow's workout. I have a 6 am run waiting for me where it will be 90+ degrees by the time I start

Will Ferrell Loser GIF
 
Update: bedtime went way south, with my three year old shouting “I DON’T CARE!” at my wife and then freaking out crying when she walked out of the room. Then I spent about five minutes explaining to him why it hurt mommy’s feelings when he said that, only for him to tell me “I don’t care” when I told him that he needed to be a good listener and finish getting ready for bed.

Finally got him down without brushing his teeth or reading a story and now I’m going to open the bottle of Colonel EH Taylor I got for Father’s Day because if not now, then when?
Here is an insider parent tip, 3 year olds are like 75% as stupid as 4 year olds so that's gonna be fun.
 
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