Golf Thread

[lee_carvallo_12]

I don’t visit this thread, but I’d like to offer any member on here a round of golf (except Juan - whatever username you’re hiding under) if you’re ever in Phoenix, AZ at my club. The only caveat is that you’ll need to talk my ear off about Husker football.

Careful what you wish for…

 

[Jim14510]

Careful what you wish for…

 

[Minute Man]

I’ll be the honest one and admit my drives are averaging about 250 this year(that’s because I’ve only hit my fairway about 5 times(because my driver bounced a foot behind the ball and actually squared up the club face(because if it didn’t I’d unleash my 100+-yard power slice(because I’m too proud to use PW off the tee(because it’s the only fucking club I’ve hit straight all year(including my putter))))))

-“Droppin’ 3”

 

[BingoDingo]

Playing TPC Scottsdale Stadium this week...gonna shoot a 104. Wish me luck.

 

[22*43*51]

 

[22*43*51]

 

[HCFord1]

The explosion actually made me lol

 

[Pepe Silvia]

today was interesting. thanks to a freeway closure I got to the course about 3 minutes before my tee time and had the old dude at the pro shop counter forbid me from teeing off on the first hole because I violated the strict policy of checking in 15 minutes before my tee time. so naturally I hustled over to the first tee and teed off anyway. I hit about 8" behind it with my driver and it went maybe 50 yards into a pond that should never be in play. made a double on 1 but played pretty damn well after that and came in with a 76. unfortunately the hot girl in the group behind me only saw the first drive

I can honestly say this particular course has the biggest assholes as employees I've ever seen. they are all 70+ and get off on enforcing the pettiest rules. literally every time we go there something like this happens

 

[HCFord1]

today was interesting. thanks to a freeway closure I got to the course about 3 minutes before my tee time and had the old dude at the pro shop counter forbid me from teeing off on the first hole because I violated the strict policy of checking in 15 minutes before my tee time. so naturally I hustled over to the first tee and teed off anyway. I hit about 8" behind it with my driver and it went maybe 50 yards into a pond that should never be in play. made a double on 1 but played pretty damn well after that and came in with a 76. unfortunately the hot girl in the group behind me only saw the first drive

I can honestly say this particular course has the biggest assholes as employees I've ever seen. they are all 70+ and get off on enforcing the pettiest rules. literally every time we go there something like this happens

Sounds like Iron Horse

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

All time good guy and crowd favorite shoots 58!

 

[Interloper]

Sounds like Iron Horse

Man, that had to be a 90 * left turn duck hook to go into the water on #1, can't possibly be IH...can it? I'd kill to break 80 there, haven't been able to yet.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Sounds like Iron Horse

this was in Sun city, AZ where the 75 year-old course employees are considered young go-getters

 

[HCFord1]

Man, that had to be a 90 * left turn duck hook to go into the water on #1, can't possibly be IH...can it? I'd kill to break 80 there, haven't been able to yet.

It was meant tongue in cheek, just because they’re basically the only public course in the area that would take themselves that seriously.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

this was in Sun city, AZ where the 75 year-old course employees are considered young go-getters

gat damn hooey! I live in sun city west w/ Nancy and thousands of other geriatric fvcks . Golfed cimmaron the other day

 

[HuskerDocCo]

today was interesting. thanks to a freeway closure I got to the course about 3 minutes before my tee time and had the old dude at the pro shop counter forbid me from teeing off on the first hole because I violated the strict policy of checking in 15 minutes before my tee time. so naturally I hustled over to the first tee and teed off anyway. I hit about 8" behind it with my driver and it went maybe 50 yards into a pond that should never be in play. made a double on 1 but played pretty damn well after that and came in with a 76. unfortunately the hot girl in the group behind me only saw the first drive

I can honestly say this particular course has the biggest assholes as employees I've ever seen. they are all 70+ and get off on enforcing the pettiest rules. literally every time we go there something like this happens

Oh ya, they are like that. Sumbitch thank for the invite drivin all the way over here

 

[gtlacey]

Just got back from Monterey. Dad (UNL ‘74, UNMC ‘79) turned 70 in December so as his present we went and played MPCC (Dunes), Pebble (in 4 hour 45 minutes) and Spyglass.

Pebble with my Dad was a bucket list item and it didn’t disappoint at all! Other two courses were fantastic as well. I think at times the temp there was half what it was in Dallas (52 vs 104). Felt like an oven coming back last night.

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

Just got back from Monterey. Dad (UNL ‘74, UNMC ‘79) turned 70 in December so as his present we went and played MPCC (Dunes), Pebble (in 4 hour 45 minutes) and Spyglass.

Pebble with my Dad was a bucket list item and it didn’t disappoint at all! Other two courses were fantastic as well. I think at times the temp there was half what it was in Dallas (52 vs 104). Felt like an oven coming back last night.


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Good shit, some elite tracks right there

 

[HCFord1]

Just got back from Monterey. Dad (UNL ‘74, UNMC ‘79) turned 70 in December so as his present we went and played MPCC (Dunes), Pebble (in 4 hour 45 minutes) and Spyglass.

Pebble with my Dad was a bucket list item and it didn’t disappoint at all! Other two courses were fantastic as well. I think at times the temp there was half what it was in Dallas (52 vs 104). Felt like an oven coming back last night.


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Is that a golf ball in your pants or are you just that excited about the course?

Seriously though, sounds like an awesome trip. Stuff like this makes me wish my dad played golf.

 

[Skerz4Life50]

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

Playing The Sanctuary south of Denver on Thursday. Anybody been out there? Will be my first time.