Favorite "Non-Contributor" of All Time

[Pro_V_DMB]

 

[Pro_V_DMB]

More than a non contributor, but I’ll say Steve Octavion

 

[Cookiemonster]

Tobi Okeymi?*spelling

Dude kept sliding into my girls dms back in the day. Had some fisticuffs at a party house over it. I was a wrestler and did jui jitsu for 12 years prior to this. I am not ashamed to say that his strength was unreal. He did not damage me because I knew how to use his leverage against him. But I was happy that was broken up after a bit by some of his teammates I was friends with.

I drank with him quite a few times after that. All was cool. He just loved bitches.

 

[vailhusker]

Honorable mention or I should say dishonorable mention -

 

[Cookiemonster]

Honorable mention or dishonorable mention -

I hate this guy more than imaginable.

 

[Juro]

Honorable mention or I should say dishonorable mention -

I couldn't even see the picture until I quoted it. Sam Keller contributed enough by fucking up NCAA football video games, so I wish he non-contributed.

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

Honorable mention or I should say dishonorable mention -

lol I remember buying beers from that jackass down in Scottsdale after his “career” was over

 

[Link-]

Joe Carter taught me how to roll a two gram blunt. Dude was the biggest human, while simultaneously being the biggest piece of shit. Always wonder what he would’ve been like had he applied any effort to anything other than the pot.

 

[huskersoup]

Brandon Rigoni - human missile on specia teams

 

[Link-]

Ricky Thenarse. Good special teams player, bet I thought he'd be our next Mike Minter.

One time I went shot for shot against him with a bottle of Ciroq. Needless to say we were friends by the end. Genuinely a solid dude, just made some bad choices.

 

[Link-]

Boaz Joseph. Guy never did much aside from special teams. But he had a good grill and was an really nice kid. I always wanted him to succeed.

Also shout out to Alonzo Whaley. Great dude.

Zo is the shit. Very solid dude.

 

[djw004]

Brandon Rigoni - human missile on specia teams

WHAT A FLASHBACK! Great one.

 

[Goskers07]

Charles Jackson. I thought that dude was gonna be the next great CB.

 

[jw3]

Chongo Kondolo! (sp)

 

[vailhusker]

Charles Jackson. I thought that dude was gonna be the next great CB.

That's a good one great kid but couldn't stay healthy. For some reason he reminded me of LB Chris Williams from Texas - 4 star, Parade All American, etc, etc. Tripped over the yardage chains his senior year or something like that screwed up his knee and was never the same after.

Chris Williams 2009 Inside Linebacker Nebraska

Chris Williams - 4 Star Inside linebacker for Nebraska on InsideNebraska

n.rivals.com

Chris Williams - Football 2009

Chris Williams - Football 2009

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[InTheDeed]

Charles Jackson. I thought that dude was gonna be the next great CB.

God dammit this was gonna be my pick, got to the 3rd to last post, ha.

Titus Brothers solely because he had the coolest name ever. How was a guy named Titus Brothers not better at football? It still baffles me.

Ryon Bingham had the most badass recruit picture in that year’s media guide. Similarly baffling career.

I spent what, 7 years believing in Avery f’ing Anderson

Also Randy Stella and LeKevin Smith obviously weren’t non-contributors but they fell far short of my, as this post suggests, outrageously high expectations. I still remember going back and forth with a friend in HS outlining the future depth chart and discussing Smith in terms of how many 1st team All America seasons he’d have before leaving early.

 

[Jim14510]

Charles Jackson. I thought that dude was gonna be the next great CB.

Another knee injury victim that never overcame it.

 

[ChocaEgg]

God dammit this was gonna be my pick, got to the 3rd to last post, ha.

Titus Brothers solely because he had the coolest name ever. How was a guy named Titus Brothers not better at football? It still baffles me.

Ryon Bingham had the most badass recruit picture in that year’s media guide. Similarly baffling career.

I spent what, 7 years believing in Avery f’ing Anderson

Also Randy Stella and LeKevin Smith obviously weren’t non-contributors but they fell far short of my, as this post suggests, outrageously high expectations. I still remember going back and forth with a friend in HS outlining the future depth chart and discussing Smith in terms of how many 1st team All America seasons he’d have before leaving early.

Bingham was first team all big 12, got drafted and played five or six years in the league

 

[ChocaEgg]

Ok, ok, how about this one:

Benard "Crunk Juice" Thomas

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

@BIG TONE SOPRANO fav