Seriously...all this recruiting success is starting to cause me personal issues. I've spent the last couple months walking around with a perpetual hard on...dodging pee face, hot women constantly staring at my startlingly large crotch, turning around too quickly and catching it on the corner of walls, getting it caught up with my steering wheel (almost had three accidents last week)...and now my girlfriend is starting to walk funny and has fear in her eyes every time I enter the same room.
All this success has to stop.