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these pathetic vermin...let the unbridled hate commence.
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Fucking simple !!! Every cockeye fan I know is fucking simple and every iowan I know is obese! I once ate at a all you can eat buffet in Cockeye and they had a garage door to roll all the fat fuck Iowans out of the place!! Can you name a stinkier, shittier, fatter, stupider person then the average Cockeye fan? I can't!!! Fucking gay retarded hillbillies. I personally believe Iowans are the reason that bestiality laws were invented! They've got some weird sex things going on over there. Plus the smell emanating from a place that is so fucked up. It's like the carcasses of 1000 dreams and burning animal hair for some reason. Cockeye men cant even grow good beards and ive heard that Cockeye women's pubic regions are more filled in then the mens usual facial hair! Also I have reason to believe that no deodorant manufacturer market their product in that shit hole of a state. Name a worst state in the union. (Hint:you can't) If Iraq and Khazakstan had conceived a child behind a Mongolian adult boutique, it would still not be as fucked up as the state of Cockeye!! I personally feel sick to my stomach the moment I cross over the Missouri River ( which isn't often because I hate going to that shit hole) I actually have cousins that live in Cockeye but haven't been to see them in 15 years cuz I can't stand the smell of thAt awful place! Long story short the concept of an "Cockeye" is deeply flawed and problematic in modern society.
Fucking simple !!! Every cockeye fan I know is fucking simple and every iowan I know is obese! I once ate at a all you can eat buffet in Cockeye and they had a garage door to roll all the fat fuck Iowans out of the place!! Can you name a stinkier, shittier, fatter, stupider person then the average Cockeye fan? I can't!!! Fucking gay retarded hillbillies. I personally believe Iowans are the reason that bestiality laws were invented! They've got some weird sex things going on over there. Plus the smell emanating from a place that is so fucked up. It's like the carcasses of 1000 dreams and burning animal hair for some reason. Cockeye men cant even grow good beards and ive heard that Cockeye women's pubic regions are more filled in then the mens usual facial hair! Also I have reason to believe that no deodorant manufacturer market their product in that shit hole of a state. Name a worst state in the union. (Hint:you can't) If Iraq and Khazakstan had conceived a child behind a Mongolian adult boutique, it would still not be as fucked up as the state of Cockeye!! I personally feel sick to my stomach the moment I cross over the Missouri River ( which isn't often because I hate going to that shit hole) I actually have cousins that live in Cockeye but haven't been to see them in 15 years cuz I can't stand the smell of thAt awful place! Long story short the concept of an "Cockeye" is deeply flawed and problematic in modern society.
If they happen to be Iowans feel free to give them a swift kick in the crotch, maybe keep them from procreating or knocking up any livestockView attachment 45295
I'm saving this to send to my friends
so stupid 😂😂A cockeye man walks into his bedroom holding a goat. As his cockeye wife looks up from her book, he says "this is the pig I fuck when your not in the mood." The wife says "that's not a pig, that's a goat you idiot!" The cockeye man says "I wasn't talking to you."
The ‘Row of Spazes’! I thought that this had been lost forever!
Fuckin Cockeyethese pathetic vermin...let the unbridled hate commence.