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That's a shame. Do they have water patrols that drive around and look for malfunctioning lawn sprinklers like in SoCal? The most tyrannical state dept. in Sacramento has to be the water resources people. As soon as we are 1 inch below average the haranguing commences.🙁
If it's yellow let it mellow
If it's brown flush it down.
Hopefully you get some good summer storms.
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Well done @WesternNebraskan 
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Looks like Western Nebraska is fishing with dynamite.
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idk who this guy is but his name is a little too on the nose for me
back in my day trolling was an art, this is just lazy slapstick dick punch fart joke esk
SMH
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Only took 37 years but today I had my first ever surgery. 2 hernias repaired
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sorry about your balls aids
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How’d you blow those?
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Sad part is both happened so long ago I don't even recall. Around the time period where my wife had all of her medical stuff going on after our second kid so it's been better part of 7-8 years
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@Woodrow F Call the old playground equipment in St Francis was all made in Concordia
I just looked up this Delmer Harris guy, total boss RIP
https://www.chaputbuoy.com/obituary/delmer-harris-jr
I just looked up this Delmer Harris guy, total boss RIP
https://www.chaputbuoy.com/obituary/delmer-harris-jr
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Run the Damn Ball
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i love coors light, aka wolf killersRun the Damn Ball
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@God is a Husker ask your beautiful Dr bride when I can expect to shit again after hernia surgery.
I've always been an at minimum twice a day shitter, I'm going on 36 hrs here and I don't like it
I've always been an at minimum twice a day shitter, I'm going on 36 hrs here and I don't like it
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She said depends how bad the hernias were and if you are constipated drink some magnesium citrate.
If it makes you feel better the wife and I had some Kansas beef tonight.
Run the Damn Ball Highway 36
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She said depends how bad the hernias were and if you are constipated drink some magnesium citrate.
If it makes you feel better the wife and I had some Kansas beef tonight.
Run the Damn Ball Highway 36
The one side was like bad bad, like smuggling a tennis ball in my crotch almost. It was laparoscopic, if that makes a difference
Other side was rather minor, hardly even noticeable
