Recent content by hothouse_corn

Everybody keeps saying that because it is true. Section 19. Article 2.C of the NCAA rulebook on passes: "When in question, the ball is passed and not fumbled during an attempted forward pass." An attempted forward pass begins when the forward motion of the thrower's arm begins. Here's the...

At 8:55 left in the game with NEB down by 10 points, there was no urgency to get the ball snapped. TV people were talking about making sure to get the call right, but at that point I was thinking it was more important to be urgent. When I started this post, I was going to include timestamps...

Do you work in the Medical Solutions building next to Top Golf, or some other place where terrorists hurl golf balls at windows? I think all of us missed the point: @Faux Sean Callahan's Pornhub session was interrupted by this alert. That is fucking annoying when it happens for any reason, even...

Are there two Jason Whitlock's in media roles. Are the (former) sports reporter for a major Kansas City newspaper and a terminally wrong political commentator on cable news the same guy?

If this didn't make your tik-tok, what's the whole point of that website?

Mailing address was Cozad, but they had to sell the house and farm due to gambling losses.

Far worse than that is what I remember. The complaint was "n***** up the gut, n***** up the gut, honkey up the gut," while the team averaged 420+ yards rushing per game. And the complaint was from Dingus halfway between North Platte and Lexington.

I still remember listening to adults complain about Osborne's play calling in 1997 when I was senior in high school. It's nucking futs.

Kinda like fauxpelini adopting a bison when NDSU beat Cockeye what seems like a decade ago. Is there a ram adoption agency out there?

I've been moderating the shit out of this board since December, 2020, but I think it just started showing up when Garrett and alt_f4 migrated to a new hosting company.

Would you believe I died suddenly shortly after my last jab and now have a body double like Damar? I'll have to look for that APB thread to see what the consensus was for my disappearance.

The offense that I would lead would really make a lot of fans happy due to using a fullback. At the same time, it would make far more fans give up on me prior to the first play. We would run a small set of the same plays out of multiple formations, and drill these same plays many times in...

That figures. Not that there's anything wrong with that, though.

We're working on a move to the Omaha/Lincoln area in the next few months. My wife has already accepted a position covering clinics in both LNK/OMA, but I'm still looking for a fulltime role. If any of you know of potential roles in the area for a control systems/automation/embedded systems...

Liked, reported to mods, and laffed too hard. How the fuck did you let deuces lap you on posting frequency?