Your task if you choose to accept...

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I initially read it as "Your task is to blow the job interviewer for the first 30 seconds" and expected a punchline, but I suppose that's also an answer to the question

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Start punishing the prime minister right out the gate

 

[Pepe Silvia]

"Does your drug test detect crack?"

 

[Baron Winnebago]

"well when I tried to unionize my last job"

 

[Juro]

“I’m pretty much an insideher on a Husker message board.”

 

[MtnHusker]

I will need a window desk because my Emotional Support Horse prefers looking outside.

 

[doublewing]

Spud from Trainspotting put on a master class of blowing the interview.

 

[Ghost of Devaney]

How long do fathers get for paternity leave?

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

"You look familiar, what's your OnlyFans?"

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

“I’m required by law to let you know I can’t be within 50 feet of a school zone”

 

[Baron Winnebago]

"I thought I'd have to wait another few years for this opportunity, but thank god for overcrowding"

 

[Jim14510]

How long do fathers get for paternity leave?

They'd be happy to tell you you get 6 weeks.

 

[djw004]

I will need a window desk because my Emotional Support Horse prefers looking outside.


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Uhhhh...That's Omaha, right? Did you take that personally?

 

[dsbigred1]

“How long do I need to be employed to qualify for FMLA? not that my IBS is a major issue, but if my desk can be near a restroom, I would appreciate it.”

 

[MtnHusker]

Uhhhh...That's Omaha, right? Did you take that personally?

It was definitely an embarrassment for all of Nebraska. The state already fights being labeled with so many stereotypes. Just what we needed was national news about some unkept woke woman fighting to bring her farm animal on a plane.

 

[Osborne1992]

FMK

 

[Havoc34]

I placed a bomb in the lobby. You have 5 minutes to agree to my salary demands.