You have to kick a sleeping polar bear or tickle a black mamba on the head. Which one would you choose?

[HuskerGarrett]

but you’re dead if it bites you

With the polar bear you just have to run like Usain Bolt for 100 yards

Yeah but if I have to die I'd rather it be painless

 

[Kinish]

Yeah but if I have to die I'd rather it be painless

Don't think the poison will be painless

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Don't think the poison will be painless

So just the bite is painless but then the poison inside of you hurts?

 

[Jim14510]

Don't think the poison will be painless

Can't be as bad or last as long.

 

[Kinish]

So just the bite is painless but then the poison inside of you hurts?

I can't imagine it feels good.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I can't imagine it feels good.

Ok I switch my answer back to the polar bear

 

[HughJanus]

Is this bear we're tickling a top or a bottom?

 

[betsch]

If say I wrestled and killed the bear in the act of kicking it. Do I win?

No kidding. Just grab it's neck and snap it. Can't be that hard.

 

[LoudHogRider]

No kidding. Just grab it's neck and snap it. Can't be that hard.