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You have to kick a sleeping polar bear or tickle a black mamba on the head. Which one would you choose?

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You have to kick a sleeping polar bear or tickle a black mamba on the head. Which one would you choose?

I did that last night though

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I don't get it. Why do we have to kick a sleeping polar bear. Just run for your life. As for "tickle" a mamba: you're dead if you are near it so why tickle it? Maybe try to run away from it.
 
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Gotta go polar bear. You’ve got at least a 50% chance that polar bear doesn’t know wtf is going on and runs.

Plus, maybe my kick is a solid stomp that breaks a front leg. It’s going to take a 3 legged polar bear a lot longer to catch me.

The snake is for sure biting you.
 
I can probably hold a snake down long enough (with a stick or something) to tickle it in the head before I fuck that bitch up with a rock.
 
I don't get it. Why do we have to kick a sleeping polar bear. Just run for your life. As for "tickle" a mamba: you're dead if you are near it so why tickle it? Maybe try to run away from it.
cause that's the game homie

kick the polar bear or tickle the black mamba's head
 
Does the snake have to be alive when tickled?

Cause.. that's an easy answer
 
Does the snake have to be alive when tickled?

Cause.. that's an easy answer
snake is alive

polar bear is alive but sleeping, but you have to kick the polar bear
 
I just did some more research and saw that Black Mamba bites are painless. So I switch my answer back to that again
but you’re dead if it bites you

With the polar bear you just have to run like Usain Bolt for 100 yards
 
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