Who's Turd's Ideal HC?

[Havoc34]

So not Scott

From what I understand from someone with intimate knowledge of the situation, Turd met with Scott when he was first hired and basically told him everything he expected from the head football coach at Nebraska and it was essentially everything scott is not. Which really isn’t at all surprising, but I also know Scott didn’t take it very well. (Also not surprising)

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Based on what he did with Hockey at UNO I would guess he will not be afraid to swing for the fences with a really successful experienced coach.

This is my thought as well. He did what many said couldn't be accomplished at UNO at the time.

Also, the timing is pretty fucking good on him being able to swing hard (and long). Meaning he will likely have sufficient time to come to a good decision and make some significant pitches. That and the depth/talent level is significantly better than when Riley left, we're a player in NIL, unbelievable fanbase, new facilities, stability of the B1G, etc.., etc. The timing is very good IMO.

He needs to swing big.

 

[Alcaus]

This is my thought as well. He did what many said couldn't be accomplished at UNO at the time.

Also, the timing is pretty fucking good on him being able to swing hard (and long). Meaning he will likely have sufficient time to come to a good decision and make some significant pitches. That and the depth/talent level is significantly better than when Riley left, we're a player in NIL, unbelievable fanbase, new facilities, stability of the B1G, etc.., etc. The timing is very good IMO.

He needs to swing big.

It'll be interesting to see how the free agency feel of college football mitigates these rebuilds. My gut says that an MSU situation is an outlier but I also feel like it should accelerate a turnaround.

 

[Drue629]

Craig Bohl: I'll kill myself
Bill O'Brien: Puke
Matt Cambell: Can't get hard
Dave Aranda: Slight erection/half chub
Mike Gundy: Full on Erect
Urban Meyer: Erection lasting longer than 5 hours, seeking medical help

 

[Cash68847]

Craig Bohl: I'll kill myself
Bill O'Brien: Puke
Matt Cambell: Can't get hard
Dave Aranda: Slight erection/half chub
Mike Gundy: Full on Erect
Urban Meyer: Erection lasting longer than 5 hours, seeking medical help

Anyone outside Urb on that list I would still have some doubts.

 

[YankeesJunkie]

I'll try to make a case for Bill O'Brien...
Big 10 Experience picking up the pieces of a Penn State tragedy. Went 15-9 in that time but they were ineligible for bowls. Remember he had some serious recruting restrictionst too

He also had a winning record at Houston (52-48). Yes he traded the receiver to Arizona. Yes that was awful. But he had 1 losing record at Houston in 7 full seasons and won the division 4 times.
Here are the other coaches records at Houston

Dom Capers​	January 21, 2001 – January 2, 2006​	4	18	46	0	0
Gary Kubiak​	January 26, 2006 – December 6, 2013​	8	61	64	0	2
Wade Phillips​	December 6, 2013 – January 1, 2014​	Interim	0	3	0	0
Bill O'Brien​	January 2, 2014 – October 5, 2020​	7	52	48	0	4
Romeo Crennel​	October 5, 2020 – January 3, 2021​	Interim	4	8	0	0
David Culley​	January 28, 2021 – January 13, 2022​	1	4	13	0	0
Lovie Smith​	February 7, 2022 – present​	1	0	0	0	0

He also is in the Saban rehab clinic so he's learned the ropes on how to recruit (Get Players Paid)

He wouldn't be my first choice. But not a bad choice for a team that likely has been out of BOWL contention for 6 years.

I think you have laid it out quite nicely. He won at Penn State right after JoePa, and unlike most college coaches he was not god awful in his jump to the NFL, his trades were hilarious, but luckily he can't do that at Nebraska so who gives a fuck. B1G experience, worked under Saban, who's coaching tree is not steaming pile of trash so I really do not see a downside. Is he the #1 choice, probably not, but he would certainly crack most people's top 5.

 

[Bootleg11]

I think you have laid it out quite nicely. He won at Penn State right after JoePa, and unlike most college coaches he was not god awful in his jump to the NFL, his trades were hilarious, but luckily he can't do that at Nebraska so who gives a fuck. B1G experience, worked under Saban, who's coaching tree is not steaming pile of trash so I really do not see a downside. Is he the #1 choice, probably not, but he would certainly crack most people's top 5.

He’s had 1 losing season in 9 seasons as a head coach. He got fired at 0-4 so probably in his way to another but Houston’s front office is still a disaster

 

[Cash68847]

I think you have laid it out quite nicely. He won at Penn State right after JoePa, and unlike most college coaches he was not god awful in his jump to the NFL, his trades were hilarious, but luckily he can't do that at Nebraska so who gives a fuck. B1G experience, worked under Saban, who's coaching tree is not steaming pile of trash so I really do not see a downside. Is he the #1 choice, probably not, but he would certainly crack most people's top 5.

I’m pretty sure he would be a very good recruiter and I’m sure he knows the value with surrounding himself with high quality coaches. If and when we don’t get Urb I would have no issue with O’Brien. I think he checks the two main boxes in recruiting and hiring a big boy staff.

 

[vailhusker]

Craig Bohl: I'll kill myself
Bill O'Brien: Puke
Matt Cambell: Can't get hard
Dave Aranda: Slight erection/half chub
Mike Gundy: Full on Erect
Urban Meyer: Erection lasting longer than 5 hours, seeking medical help

Lane Train:

 

[CornFed Gregger]

He’s had 1 losing season in 9 seasons as a head coach. He got fired at 0-4 so probably in his way to another but Houston’s front office is still a disaster

BoB’s personality will rub ppl the wrong way & I know a guy who’s connected some in the nfl & ppl were ready for him to gtfo, not the Christian types either. Dude is apparently an asshole & I think we’d just end up with a Bo Pelini scenario where ppl with the university can’t wait to get rid of him. Even at Bama, he’s considered less talented than sark as a playcaller & he sounds like another Nebraska embarrassment

 

[Cash68847]

BoB’s personality will rub ppl the wrong way & I know a guy who’s connected some in the nfl & ppl were ready for him to gtfo, not the Christian types either. Dude is apparently an asshole & I think we’d just end up with a Bo Panini scenario where ppl with the university can’t wait to get rid of him. Even at Bama, he’s considered less talented than sark as a playcaller & he sounds like another Nebraska embarrassment

To be fair Sark is one of the best playcallers out there.