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Wake up at 10:30 and try to prod the ‘ol lady for a BJ. After getting denied, I’ll roll out of bed and make some eggs for myself-she gets none after a BJ refusal.
Wash the eggs down with any form of energy drink and vodka. Contemplate masturbating. Turn on the game and switch to beer.
Normally, I'm up to about 12:00 to 1:00 am ish watching/grading our film from Friday. Up by 6:00ish, Get a lift in before players come in @ 8:00 am. 9:00-10:30am Breakdown next week's opponents film.
From 10:30 to 11:00, I slam as many beers as I can in preparation for yelling at my TV and my wife getting upset.
Wake up, take a shit. Pack a lip and start the coffee. Turn on my YouTube playlist of amateur Husker hype videos. Drink a couple beers and post about how the team is finally ready to turn the corner. Go snag some Casey’s breakfast pizza. Turn on College Gameday and chuckle at their ignorance. Switch to the Husker game. Bitch about the play calling. Bitch about the referees. Realize I am not drunk enough for this. Bitch about the outside linebacker play. Snag some Runza to cheer me up and immediately get the shits.
Usually wake up around 7:00, knockout breakfast for the fam.
Get the TV’s cranked up in the garage.
Laugh at Lee Corso.
Wait for people to show up.
Open beer at 10:59.
Tomorrow will suck because I have 5 basketball games. I have to coach 3 of them, so I’ll be hitting record for the first time in a long time.
- Wake up at 6:30
- Go play some pickup ball till about 10:00
- Race home for a quick shower
- Race over to my parents house to watch the game
- Spend most of my day watching football with my Pops
- Get home that evening and watch more football
- Convince my wife to have sweet, sweet victory sex
Probably no alcohol consumed until the late evening
Well, we lost last night in the round of 16, so I got to sleep in...
Woke up and cooked the kids breakfast at 7 am
Cleaned gutters of leaves, 10 am
Beers cracked at 10:30 am.
Now, anxiously awaiting the game to start as my wife and kids are gone to some birthday party.
Well, we lost last night in the round of 16, so I got to sleep in...
Woke up and cooked the kids breakfast at 7 am
Cleaned gutters of leaves, 10 am
Beers cracked at 10:30 am.
Now, anxiously awaiting the game to start as my wife and kids are gone to some birthday party.