What is the dirtiest thing a girl ever asked you to do to her?

[Baron Winnebago]

Heh, nah, just lube. Had four fingers in that hole for a while. She came that way, said it was the first time she ever orgasmed from nothing but anal stimulation (ie not playing with her pussy). It looks a little purplish because of the film filter I applied, and also my arm hair isn't that dark IRL, lol. (I'd edit that a bit differently if I were doing it today.) The marks on her ass are from flogging her for over an hour.

The i.e. fucking killed me. As if we needed an in other words for "nothing but anal stimulation"

 

[Toe]

The i.e. fucking killed me. As if we needed an in other words for "nothing but anal stimulation"

I could give you some more details, or just give you a pic with some fresh Santorum... 👍

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I’m not clicking anything you ever post again Toe. I haven’t clicked on the last two

 

[Toe]

The last one is just an Urban Dictionary link... 🤷‍♂️

 

[LoudHogRider]

The last one is just an Urban Dictionary link... 🤷‍♂️

That word has never popped up on my “Word of the Day” screensaver in the iMac. I’m grateful for that, but now fully intend to use it in my next insult (whenever that occurs).

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

I mean, I feel like the first photo I posted was a pretty solid warning. If you're still clicking and you don't like what you see, you have no one to blame but yourself. 🤷‍♂️

I’m really starting to like this toe fella. He’s alright with me

 

[Toe]

@LoudHogRider If it's not obvious, it's named after Rick Santorum. Here's the story behind the term: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campaign_for_the_neologism_"santorum"

 

[LoudHogRider]

@LoudHogRider If it's not obvious, it's named after Rick Santorum. Here's the story behind the term: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campaign_for_the_neologism_"santorum"

That makes perfect sense to me. I detest "holier than thou" people in general, but when it's a politician that sentiment is amplified BIGLY and the namesake Senator earned the label, IMO.

 

[Toe]

By the way, if you've ever wondered, this is the hand position for entry:

 

[LoudHogRider]

By the way, if you've ever wondered, this is the hand position for entry:

Mine won’t fit. Beyond what I can snag with the digits, I have to shake ‘em outta there!

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Bunnell? Lee had a HUGE crush on her. Wanted to make a movie

I added her on LinkedIn but she has yet to reach out and offer to suck my dick. Am I doing some thing wrong? @lee_carvallo_12

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I added her on LinkedIn but she has yet to reach out and offer to suck my dick. Am I doing some thing wrong? @lee_carvallo_12

I'm 98% sure richie incognito raped her one night after the rail. drug her out of there like a caveman. so i guess my advice is - be more aggressive.

 

[DuckSker]

Jesus Christ 10/10 thread boys

 

[DuckSker]

I'm 98% sure richie incognito raped her one night after the rail. drug her out of there like a caveman. so i guess my advice is - be more aggressive.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Had a girl ask me to pee on her once

@Toe @sexmonster

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

I had a GF who always wanted to fool around when she was on the rag, mostly trying to get me to go down on her, which I refused to do. We got down in an Indian hotel and casino in Oklahoma one time and it honestly looked like a homicide in the white bed sheets the next morning.

This gal also loved butt stuff and would specifically ask for the shocker by name. Loved getting rimmed and her b-hole fingered whilst getting eaten.

Probably no need to mention she had incredibly serious and admitted daddy issues. I’m sure she held back the goriest details, but what she did reveal was plenty, believe me.

You are sick. Get some help

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Had a fling with a chubby big tit 19 yr old back in 04 who was more than willing, demanding basically, I go ass-pussy-mouth on her than she sucked me dry afterwards. Was awesome but she was not exactly good looking. Still wood again tho. She had major daddy issues obvious lee

 

[Toe]

@Toe @sexmonster

I mean, yeah...

Spoiler

 

[GBR]

Thanks for all of the contributions here