What is the dirtiest thing a girl ever asked you to do to her?

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[Jim14510]

🤣. If that truly was the case, I have to give her credit for coming up with an amazing storyline to do so because she went into some pretty graphic details.

Yeah I might have called animal control.

 

[HuskerPAC]

I had sex with the lights on once.

Still kept my eyes closed though.

 

[dsbigred1]

Well I at least am not cringing having flash backs of that image now.

My first thought was that it was one, seriously hairy knuckle... upon close inspection, I realized it was far more than that.

 

[Husker_in_OK]

Yeah I might have called animal control.

Looking back I should have. Knee jerk reaction at the time was to run like a bat out of hell, and block her number ...

 

[Jim14510]

Looking back I should have. Knee jerk reaction at the time was to run like a bat out of hell, and block her number ...

In reality I probably would have done the same. I'd have told 20 people before the day was over though.

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Told this on FLA Rivals GatorBait the day after it happened....as Colonel Angus was my buddy and 50% of my RIVALS posts are on their OT Board.

So 10-12 years ago we all used to go up to Universal Studios City Walk (10 mins from me) and go to this club up there.
My buddy promoted a kinda Jam Night thing there on WEDs. It started at 9pm but if you got there after 10pm, parking was free. I'd try and get there at 10:01 each time I went.

One eve I went early and ate dinner at some place downstairs, then go to the club. Maybe 15 people there, including my buddy. I grab a seat at the empty bar.
About 5 Mins into the night this good looking 1/2 black 1/2 white chick (R/L 7, tMB 5) sits down next to me and offers to buy me a drink.
Maybe 5 Mins after that she suggests that she wants to give my a BJ.

Spoiler: Now I tell you that story to tell you this one

So maybe a month or so before the Colonel was in from FLA and we went to this same place.
He met some chick from OKLA staying at one of the hotels up there, and soon after she was blowing him in the men's room and some pussy got all bent and told the security.
Well the security guy got all pissed and he got kicked out.
I left with him as a good host and we went somewhere else.

Fast FWD...Knowing this was gonna happen to me if we tried the bathrooms....

We walked to the parking lot. Here in the lot at the X5 she tells me that her reason for this is so that she can suck me off and have me shoot all over her tits.
So she can then button back up her top and go home. So then her black B/F can then lick the cum off her tits that had been jizzed on by a white guy.
So we hop in the car, drive out and go about 5 miles away to another friends really dark and quiet street. We climb in the back seat. She does her deed. I do mine. All good.

I drive her back to Universal. It's now after 10pm so I don't have to pay for parking. She has me drop her off at her car, she gets in it and drives off into the night never to be seen again.

I go back inside to the club, now it has a dozen or so of my friends there and it's just like all the other Wednesdays there.

 

[dsbigred1]

Told this on FLA Rivals GatorBait the day after it happened....as Colonel Angus was my buddy and 50% of my RIVALS posts are on their OT Board.

So 10-12 years ago we all used to go up to Universal Studios City Walk (10 mins from me) and go to this club up there.
My buddy promoted a kinda Jam Night thing there on WEDs. It started at 9pm but if you got there after 10pm, parking was free. I'd try and get there at 10:01 each time I went.

One eve I went early and ate dinner at some place downstairs, then go to the club. Maybe 15 people there, including my buddy. I grab a seat at the empty bar.
About 5 Mins into the night this good looking 1/2 black 1/2 white chick (R/L 7, tMB 5) sits down next to me and offers to buy me a drink.
Maybe 5 Mins after that she suggests that she wants to give my a BJ.

Spoiler: Now I tell you that story to tell you this one

So maybe a month or so before the Colonel was in from FLA and we went to this same place.
He met some chick from OKLA staying at one of the hotels up there, and soon after she was blowing him in the men's room and some pussy got all bent and told the security.
Well the security guy got all pissed and he got kicked out.
I left with him as a good host and we went somewhere else.

Fast FWD...Knowing this was gonna happen to me if we tried the bathrooms....

We walked to the parking lot. Here in the lot at the X5 she tells me that her reason for this is so that she can suck me off and have me shoot all over her tits.
So she can then button back up her top and go home. So then her black B/F can then lick the cum off her tits that had been jizzed on by a white guy.
So we hop in the car, drive out and go about 5 miles away to another friends really dark and quiet street. We climb in the back seat. She does her deed. I do mine. All good.

I drive her back to Universal. It's now after 10pm so I don't have to pay for parking. She has me drop her off at her car, she gets in it and drives off into the night never to be seen again.

I go back inside to the club, now it has a dozen or so of my friends there and it's just like all the other Wednesdays there.

That is a very devoted GF!
Weird dude though

 

[Jim14510]

Told this on FLA Rivals GatorBait the day after it happened....as Colonel Angus was my buddy and 50% of my RIVALS posts are on their OT Board.

So 10-12 years ago we all used to go up to Universal Studios City Walk (10 mins from me) and go to this club up there.
My buddy promoted a kinda Jam Night thing there on WEDs. It started at 9pm but if you got there after 10pm, parking was free. I'd try and get there at 10:01 each time I went.

One eve I went early and ate dinner at some place downstairs, then go to the club. Maybe 15 people there, including my buddy. I grab a seat at the empty bar.
About 5 Mins into the night this good looking 1/2 black 1/2 white chick (R/L 7, tMB 5) sits down next to me and offers to buy me a drink.
Maybe 5 Mins after that she suggests that she wants to give my a BJ.

Spoiler: Now I tell you that story to tell you this one

So maybe a month or so before the Colonel was in from FLA and we went to this same place.
He met some chick from OKLA staying at one of the hotels up there, and soon after she was blowing him in the men's room and some pussy got all bent and told the security.
Well the security guy got all pissed and he got kicked out.
I left with him as a good host and we went somewhere else.

Fast FWD...Knowing this was gonna happen to me if we tried the bathrooms....

We walked to the parking lot. Here in the lot at the X5 she tells me that her reason for this is so that she can suck me off and have me shoot all over her tits.
So she can then button back up her top and go home. So then her black B/F can then lick the cum off her tits that had been jizzed on by a white guy.
So we hop in the car, drive out and go about 5 miles away to another friends really dark and quiet street. We climb in the back seat. She does her deed. I do mine. All good.

I drive her back to Universal. It's now after 10pm so I don't have to pay for parking. She has me drop her off at her car, she gets in it and drives off into the night never to be seen again.

I go back inside to the club, now it has a dozen or so of my friends there and it's just like all the other Wednesdays

ITT we learn that there are some really weird fucking people out there.

 

[dsbigred1]

ITT we learn that there are some really weird fucking people out there.

 

[Ext. 55]

Told this on FLA Rivals GatorBait the day after it happened....as Colonel Angus was my buddy and 50% of my RIVALS posts are on their OT Board.

So 10-12 years ago we all used to go up to Universal Studios City Walk (10 mins from me) and go to this club up there.
My buddy promoted a kinda Jam Night thing there on WEDs. It started at 9pm but if you got there after 10pm, parking was free. I'd try and get there at 10:01 each time I went.

One eve I went early and ate dinner at some place downstairs, then go to the club. Maybe 15 people there, including my buddy. I grab a seat at the empty bar.
About 5 Mins into the night this good looking 1/2 black 1/2 white chick (R/L 7, tMB 5) sits down next to me and offers to buy me a drink.
Maybe 5 Mins after that she suggests that she wants to give my a BJ.

Spoiler: Now I tell you that story to tell you this one

So maybe a month or so before the Colonel was in from FLA and we went to this same place.
He met some chick from OKLA staying at one of the hotels up there, and soon after she was blowing him in the men's room and some pussy got all bent and told the security.
Well the security guy got all pissed and he got kicked out.
I left with him as a good host and we went somewhere else.

Fast FWD...Knowing this was gonna happen to me if we tried the bathrooms....

We walked to the parking lot. Here in the lot at the X5 she tells me that her reason for this is so that she can suck me off and have me shoot all over her tits.
So she can then button back up her top and go home. So then her black B/F can then lick the cum off her tits that had been jizzed on by a white guy.
So we hop in the car, drive out and go about 5 miles away to another friends really dark and quiet street. We climb in the back seat. She does her deed. I do mine. All good.

I drive her back to Universal. It's now after 10pm so I don't have to pay for parking. She has me drop her off at her car, she gets in it and drives off into the night never to be seen again.

I go back inside to the club, now it has a dozen or so of my friends there and it's just like all the other Wednesdays there.

Seriously...wtf

honey, go pick up a white dude so I can eat his jizz??????

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

Seriously...wtf

honey, go pick up a white dude so I can eat his jizz??????

Systemic racism has allowed white bros to dominate the cuck field for too long. This progressive couple was dismantling institutional oppression with that cracker jizzum.

Bravo.

 

[Husker_in_OK]

I had a GF who always wanted to fool around when she was on the rag, mostly trying to get me to go down on her, which I refused to do. We got down in an Indian hotel and casino in Oklahoma one time and it honestly looked like a homicide in the white bed sheets the next morning.

This gal also loved butt stuff and would specifically ask for the shocker by name. Loved getting rimmed and her b-hole fingered whilst getting eaten.

Probably no need to mention she had incredibly serious and admitted daddy issues. I’m sure she held back the goriest details, but what she did reveal was plenty, believe me.

She sounds like she was a helluva lot of fun. Girls with daddy issues usually are

 

[Toe]

Looks like she douched her asshole with blueberry syrup.

Heh, nah, just lube. Had four fingers in that hole for a while. She came that way, said it was the first time she ever orgasmed from nothing but anal stimulation (ie not playing with her pussy). It looks a little purplish because of the film filter I applied, and also my arm hair isn't that dark IRL, lol. (I'd edit that a bit differently if I were doing it today.) The marks on her ass are from flogging her for over an hour.

 

[huskermack]

Heh, nah, just lube. Had four fingers in that hole for a while. She came that way, said it was the first time she ever orgasmed from nothing but anal stimulation (ie not playing with her pussy). It looks a little purplish because of the film filter I applied, and also my arm hair isn't that dark IRL, lol. (I'd edit that a bit differently if I were doing it today.) The marks on her ass are from flogging her for over an hour.

I can’t unsee that.

 

[Toe]

I can’t unsee that.

I mean, I feel like the first photo I posted was a pretty solid warning. If you're still clicking and you don't like what you see, you have no one to blame but yourself. 🤷‍♂️

 

[huskermack]

I mean, I feel like the first photo I posted was a pretty solid warning. If you're still clicking and you don't like what you see, you have no one to blame but yourself. 🤷‍♂️

Ha. I missed the first one.
And believe me, I know what I’m getting into on this board.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Heh, nah, just lube. Had four fingers in that hole for a while. She came that way, said it was the first time she ever orgasmed from nothing but anal stimulation (ie not playing with her pussy). It looks a little purplish because of the film filter I applied, and also my arm hair isn't that dark IRL, lol. (I'd edit that a bit differently if I were doing it today.) The marks on her ass are from flogging her for over an hour.

what the everliving fuck

 

[Cash68847]

About 20 years ago when I lived in KC, had a one night stand with girl I met at a bar. A few days we are talking on the phone, as I'm down to bang again, and she starts telling me about how she had a german shepherd and she had fun with and ultimately asked me if I wanted to do a threesome with her and her dog .. Thank God I wrapped up that night. I never would have thought .. normal looking woman, registered nurse ... but had some deep enrooted issues.

You win with that walk off home run.

 

[Cash68847]

Looking back I should have. Knee jerk reaction at the time was to run like a bat out of hell, and block her number ...

Don’t lie you thought about it.