What is the dirtiest thing a girl ever asked you to do to her?

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Word up lol

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Did you go to UNL in the early 2000s? If so did you ever meet Sally from the Valley?

Bunnell? Lee had a HUGE crush on her. Wanted to make a movie

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

Despite how much I love you all, some of you have sexed some real degenerate women (allegedly), at least IMHO.

This is no way to talk about someone's mother or daughter.

 

[dsbigred1]

I’m excited to hear from @B1G_10_Tony @lee_carvallo_12 @dsbigred1

Usually they don’t have to ask for dirty things...

 

[dsbigred1]

May not exactly fit the theme of the thread, but we were out Friday night before a home game in Lincoln with a group of bros and dolls. My buddy was dating a gal, said her friend liked me, and let’s get out of here.
The four of us go back to his place, have a few more drinks and they call it a night. Me and the gal start goofing around on the couch, I take off her undies and she says, “you better get a towel.”
I go down for awhile, she starts getting excited and I find out what the towel is for. She exploded all over my face.
@B1G_10_Tony rolls in at about 7am, picks up the towel and says, “who showered already?”

Gotta love a squirter! The first time you experience that is quite shocking, yet incredibly arousing, though

 

[dsbigred1]

I had one lady I screwed who wanted me to help her get gangbanged. She wanted every hole filled at the same time. No I didn’t help out. I had a teacher fuck buddy who loved pain. She wanted choked out and the shit beat out of her. She also loved atm.

Do you still have their numbers?

 

[Dble E]

A buddy and me were at the Orange Weasel on 84th Street back in the 90's. Yes I am old.....

We picked up these chicks and went to their apartment. Before we go in, we both gave each other an hour to hit it and get out so we could go eat. We both go to their bedrooms, tap it and get out in about an hour,

Pretty normal stuff.....right? Whelp we get into the dark car and drive off. We decide to stop and eat Smoke Pit. Since we left basically a dark apartment and drove in a dark car I hadn't noticed his face but as we sit down, I see he has red stuff all over his mouth and face...hahaha. She gave him his first pair of "Red Wings" without him knowing.

Never saw that girl again but still hold her in high regard. Still tease him 25 years later.....hahaha.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

A buddy and me were at the Orange Weasel on 84th Street back in the 90's. Yes I am old.....

We picked up these chicks and went to their apartment. Before we go in, we both gave each other an hour to hit it and get out so we could go eat. We both go to their bedrooms, tap it and get out in about an hour,

Pretty normal stuff.....right? Whelp we get into the dark car and drive off. We decide to stop and eat Smoke Pit. Since we left basically a dark apartment and drove in a dark car I hadn't noticed his face but as we sit down, I see he has red stuff all over his mouth and face...hahaha. She gave him his first pair of "Red Wings" without him knowing.

Never saw that girl again but still hold her in high regard. Still tease him 25 years later.....hahaha.

I had a GF who always wanted to fool around when she was on the rag, mostly trying to get me to go down on her, which I refused to do. We got down in an Indian hotel and casino in Oklahoma one time and it honestly looked like a homicide in the white bed sheets the next morning.

This gal also loved butt stuff and would specifically ask for the shocker by name. Loved getting rimmed and her b-hole fingered whilst getting eaten.

Probably no need to mention she had incredibly serious and admitted daddy issues. I’m sure she held back the goriest details, but what she did reveal was plenty, believe me.

 

[dsbigred1]

Dated a girl for a while who now swings with her husband. She asked me to find a guy I’d be comfortable DP’ing her with. Had know this girl since kindergarten-but apparently not as well as I thought.. she was fun though. We could be taking a 5 minute drive and she would want to blow me. Something about getting in that car got her going, and she didn’t care who saw. Probably the thing that was weirdest about her was that she had a 6 year old with a room right across the hall from her own bedroom. She was loud as hell, but refused to shut either door.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I ran into a girl I knew and had fooled around with a couple of times at the spring game years ago. She was fucked up (mentally, way too much so to ever take seriously) and I knew it, but it didn’t stop me from going back to her friend’s place at about 2am.
Anyway, we start fooling around and she stops me and says, “can you help me get my tampon out? Some guy was trying to finger me in the bathroom earlier and shoved it way up in there.”
well, I did it because I was a depraved POS at the time and in my mind the end justified the means.
Luckily I’ve grown a lot as a human since then.

 

[Toe]

I could just post some more of my photography, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

 

[Drue629]

How have you guys not seen Grandmas Boy????!

 

[dsbigred1]

For pure dirtiness, my favorite was my then-girlfriend getting super pissed at me, and then convincing me to bang her in the ass in the single occupancy women’s restroom at a dive karaoke bar. Was determined to finish the job even though we were both lit as could be.
it was filthy in there, and our deed made it worse. They turned down the music and the manager got on the mic asking us to come out. Would have been embarrassing had I known what the hell was going on

 

[RedSeaRising]

I could just post some more of my photography, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

Looks like she douched her asshole with blueberry syrup.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

No joke bruh, she also told me once she had a dream where we were having a devils threesome and the other guy was sucking my dick. That one definitely caught me off guard.

you guys are making this shit up. Cmon

 

[wildcat_husker]

A girl I was intercoursing picked me up from the bar one night. When she was undressing back at her place, she had a butt plug in and I remember it dropping out as she pulled down her pants. She enjoyed anal.

The weird thing was her asking me to spit in her face, which I did.

 

[Jim14510]

Looks like she douched her asshole with blueberry syrup.

Well I at least am not cringing having flash backs of that image now.

 

[Husker_in_OK]

About 20 years ago when I lived in KC, had a one night stand with girl I met at a bar. A few days we are talking on the phone, as I'm down to bang again, and she starts telling me about how she had a german shepherd and she had fun with and ultimately asked me if I wanted to do a threesome with her and her dog .. Thank God I wrapped up that night. I never would have thought .. normal looking woman, registered nurse ... but had some deep enrooted issues.

 

[Jim14510]

About 20 years ago when I lived in KC, had a one night stand with girl I met at a bar. A few days we are talking on the phone, as I'm down to bang again, and she starts telling me about how she had a german shepherd and she had fun with and ultimately asked me if I wanted to do a threesome with her and her dog .. Thank God I wrapped up that night. I never would have thought .. normal looking woman, registered nurse ... but had some deep enrooted issues.

I'm going to assume she didn't want to see you again and made that up to get rid of you.

 

[Husker_in_OK]

I'm going to assume she didn't want to see you again and made that up to get rid of you.

🤣. If that truly was the case, I have to give her credit for coming up with an amazing storyline to do so because she went into some pretty graphic details.