My dad was baling hay years ago and the twine got all bound up in the baler and he had to use his pocket knife to cut a bunch of it out. Anyways he slipped with his knife and stabbed himself right in the thigh with about a 2.5 inch blade. Drove 30 miles to the ER and planned on getting stitched up and going back to the field. Apparently if you show up with a stab wound the cops get called. He pulled out the knife, tossed to the Dr and said here's the damn knife, stitch me up so I can go back to work.
I was working at Menards years ago and a stray cat hot into the store. I ended up catching it and get bit on the forearm. Store manager freaked out and sent me to the ER, but I had to take a drug test first. ER Dr called the cops but after waiting for 2 hours she came in and gave me a free tetanus shot and sent me on my way. Ended up catching the cat and it never had rabies.