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Editorial Trip to the ER

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Editorial Trip to the ER

Huskerbuck85

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So I’m sitting in the ER right now cause I’m sicker than shit. While I was in the waiting room the sheriff escorted in who we now know as Greg.
Greg is next to me in another room. For over an hour he’s been screaming AHHHH with a squeaky pitch about every 30 seconds. Entertaining to say the least. A little bit ago he was punching and kicking shit and the wall started to shake. I learned my friend Greg ran away!! (I think he’s upset that he’s going to jail later)
If you’re worried about Greg at this point there’s no need. He’s back now via police escort still screaming and now grunting.

You have to feel bad for these medical professionals that shouldn’t have to put up with what natural selection should be taking care of. Last night’s excitement was a guy who came in cause he swallowed a razor blade and then swallowed screws while he was here.
 
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Also, you’ve been there since last night?
 
My brother is retired ER physician in Missouri. Some of the shit he saw was unbelievable. Best story he had was of young teenage guy being dragged into ER by mom. Electrical cord hanging out pants leg. You get the drift
 
My brother is retired ER physician in Missouri. Some of the shit he saw was unbelievable. Best story he had was of young teenage guy being dragged into ER by mom. Electrical cord hanging out pants leg. You get the drift

I don't get the drift... and I don't want to, lol. Please do not expound!

ER's are a clusterfuck of shit. Your brother is a saint for being willing to deal with that.
 
Had a doctor friend who was doing a rotation at L.A. County General Hospital during her internship. Brought in a drug dealer who'd been shot in the leg. First thing he did when she came into the room was try to sell her drugs. Always be closing.
 
lol ERs provide good entertainment.
Was in the er a while back and the guy in the room next to me was just screaming non stop. The nurse apologized and said the guy was high on drugs and attacked a police officer.
Wife walked out of the room to use the rest room and noticed he was tied down to the bed.
About 30-40 minutes later his screams turned into blood curling screams then we hear a cop step out of the room and yell at the nurses that he ripped out his catheter. Got damn, poor bastard
 
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