tPB first ever game (and it's going to be tough) of "Fuck, Marry, & Kill"

[ButchCassidy85]

I couldn't get it up for Maddow and I sure as hell couldn't tell her, "I do", so she's got to die.

So like most, I'd plow Gretchen and marry Nancy then count the days.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Bump to get this game going again

 

[Black Dean]

Marry - Nancy. She’ll be dead soon
Fuck - gretchen
Kill - maddow

 

[huskerj12]

Isn’t there a right winger sub-section on this board for stuff like this?

 

[hothouse_corn]

Marry - Nancy. She’ll be dead soon
Fuck - gretchen
Kill - maddow

You forgot the best part about Nancy and the marriage: she's loaded. But, I also think she is already married. Sad money boner.

Isn’t there a right winger sub-section on this board for stuff like this?

There wasn't back on day like four of the site existing.

 

[Ext. 55]

No wimping out and no modifications. Which one do you fuck, which one do you marry and which one do you kill?

1. Rachel Maddow

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2. Nancy Pelosi

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3. Gretchen Whitmer

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I told you it wasn't going to be easy so I'll be nice and give you an option #4:

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Dude, seriously…this is brutal.

 

[God is a Husker]

Isn’t there a right winger sub-section on this board for stuff like this?

Agreed.

A thread about boobs and 3 well known Right wing politicians has no place here.


I cum here to talk about Dean’s RSS antics and Damien Daniels baggy undershirts.

 

[ac husker]

Fuck Maddow - I wanna try to make her change teams, I want a shot at the title.

Marry Pelosi - She’s worth like 50 mil and 80 years old.

Kill the Gretch - Maybe we could have football with her being... gone.

I also think we could use one of my songs after this nauseating exercise, enjoy...

Inherent Pelosi’s money when she kicks the can soon. After that, it’s a toss up with the other two. Although as I’m writing this I’d probably lean more towards offing Maddow because I don’t know if she’d be into the fucking part. Whereas Gretchen looks like she loves to fuck.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Isn’t there a right winger sub-section on this board for stuff like this?

My bad, I bumped this so someone could give us a new three to keep the game going

 

[DrinkItIn]

Fuck = Gretchen
Kill = Maddow
Marry = Pelosi

 

[Kaladin]

Marry - Nancy. She’ll be dead soon
Fuck - gretchen
Kill - maddow

This is the correct answer

 

[Driveway Jordan]

We need 3 new options...and one of them should be Lori Lightfoot.

 

[Grits and Gravy]

We need 3 new options...and one of them should be Lori Lightfoot.

 

[Jim14510]

We need 3 new options...and one of them should be Lori Lightfoot.

Kill Lightfoot

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Kill Lightfoot

 

[huskerj12]

Agreed.

A thread about boobs and 3 well known Right wing politicians has no place here.


I cum here to talk about Dean’s RSS antics and Damien Daniels baggy undershirts.

Enjoy!

For real though I don’t think it’s crazy to hope this type of stuff can stay in the Hy Vee section, I personally DO come here for the goofy football shit haha and very much not for political “opinions” or fantasies. They’re unavoidable enough literally everywhere else, I don’t necessarily think everything online needs to bleed into every single other thing online.

 

[Tell_Sackett]

No wimping out and no modifications. Which one do you fuck, which one do you marry and which one do you kill?

1. Rachel Maddow

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2. Nancy Pelosi

View attachment 33

3. Gretchen Whitmer

View attachment 34


I told you it wasn't going to be easy so I'll be nice and give you an option #4:

View attachment 35

When presented with these options, all I can say for sure is.... I'm killing myself.

 

[MrKnightedHusker]

No wimping out and no modifications. Which one do you fuck, which one do you marry and which one do you kill?

1. Rachel Maddow

View attachment 32

2. Nancy Pelosi

View attachment 33

3. Gretchen Whitmer

View attachment 34


I told you it wasn't going to be easy so I'll be nice and give you an option #4:

View attachment 35

Sorry, they all must be killed in this exercise. There must be zero risk in any of them speaking to me, ever.

 

[Alcaus]

I’d hate-titty-fuck the shit out of Nancy Pelosi and then kill myself