tPB first ever game (and it's going to be tough) of "Fuck, Marry, & Kill"

[ButchCassidy85]

No wimping out and no modifications. Which one do you fuck, which one do you marry and which one do you kill?

1. Rachel Maddow



2. Nancy Pelosi



3. Gretchen Whitmer




I told you it wasn't going to be easy so I'll be nice and give you an option #4:

 

[HuskerGarrett]

This is awful

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Gretchen's got them big old titties so that's the easy fuck of the three. I'd actually marry Rachel, because I actually think she believes what she says on tv, which I can respect. Nancy is an easy kill as she's just a vile human being.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I’ve heard Nancy Pelosis titties are actually pretty nice too. From a source. But it’s still NP

 

[Grits and Gravy]

I’ve heard Nancy Pelosis titties are actually pretty nice too. From a source. But it’s still NP

You could be right.

Spoiler

Obviously not a photoshop.🤔

 

[HuskerGarrett]

You could be right.

Spoiler

Obviously not a photoshop.🤔

 

[Jim14510]

Who's the richest? Thats who I would marry. Would fuck Gretchen (already have). Would kill whos left. Indiscriminately.

 

[Grits and Gravy]

Would fuck Gretchen (already have).

 

[AZHusker1979]

Marry #2
Fuck #3
Kill #1

 

[Black5hirt]

Board has gone to shit

 

[JoRoWI83]

F: Maddow

M: Pelosi ( she croaks soon, inheriting her wealth etc )

K.Gretch

 

[Black5hirt]

F: Maddow

M: Pelosi ( she croaks soon, inheriting her wealth etc )

K.Gretch

I agree as long as Madcow doesn’t speak.

 

[V-Doub]

Fuck Maddow - I wanna try to make her change teams, I want a shot at the title.

Marry Pelosi - She’s worth like 50 mil and 80 years old.

Kill the Gretch - Maybe we could have football with her being... gone.

I also think we could use one of my songs after this nauseating exercise, enjoy...

 

[Cash68847]

No wimping out and no modifications. Which one do you fuck, which one do you marry and which one do you kill?

1. Rachel Maddow

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2. Nancy Pelosi

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3. Gretchen Whitmer

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I told you it wasn't going to be easy so I'll be nice and give you an option #4:

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Marry Pelosi for the money.
Kill Whitmer because she has been a big part of the BIG fiasco.
That leaves me to fuck the twink or whatever it is.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

F Whitmer. She’s the best looking of the three.
Marry Pelosi. She has the shortest remaining life expectancy of the three. I’m only 31 so I’ll still have plenty of life left after she kicks the bucket.
Kill Maddow.

this is the right answer.

 

[Elquesogrande68]

Gretchen's got them big old titties so that's the easy fuck of the three. I'd actually marry Rachel, because I actually think she believes what she says on tv, which I can respect. Nancy is an easy kill as she's just a vile human being.

Same distribution for me, except my logic for marrying Rachel is that I‘m sure she would be copacetic with an open relationship. As such we could just ignore each other because whether she believes what she says or not, I would not be able to stand listening to her for more than about a minute. Male or female, I don’t tolerate condescending attitudes and she is dripping in it.

 

[Elquesogrande68]

F Whitmer. She’s the best looking of the three.
Marry Pelosi. She has the shortest remaining life expectancy of the three. I’m only 31 so I’ll still have plenty of life left after she kicks the bucket.
Kill Maddow.

this is the right answer.

Hmmmm...sound logic.

 

[Saudi_aurora]

You could be right.

Spoiler

Obviously not a photoshop.🤔

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

I’ve heard Nancy Pelosis titties are actually pretty nice too. From a source. But it’s still NP

Can confirm....

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Who's the richest? Thats who I would marry. Would fuck Gretchen (already have). Would kill whos left. Indiscriminately.

My choice would be off this.

Marry Nancy. She is the oldest so it would be the shortest and I have the most upside given she has a 9 figure estate.

The other two are interchangeable. I feel like killing their govenor would be letting Michigan residents off easy. So fuck her and sorry Rachel.