Breaking ***TPB Exclusive: Scrote Stats***

[Jim14510]

The funny thing is Fleck did an interview with the local guys where I’m at. They asked him about replacing the o-line. He said he wasn’t worried because he said it was the group who had to play us the Covid year and took it to us. He said they will be fine up front.

Fuck peepants. It was like one olineman that normally played that didn't.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Fuck peepants. It was like one olineman that normally played that didn't.

PJ has enough pee for his pants and Frost's mouth

 

[huskermack]

I don’t know why I keep opening this thread.
Someone please break this beer bottle over my head.

 

[Cash68847]

I don’t know why I keep opening this thread.
Someone please break this beer bottle over my head.

So we can remember the hard times were worth it when we climb the mountain with 6-7 wins this year.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I don’t know why I keep opening this thread.
Someone please break this beer bottle over my head.

Because it's a good reminder that there is no floor with Coach Scrote at the helm

 

[Jim14510]

@Baron Winnebago in 1 hour and 6 minutes (central which is the most important time zone) we will have been without corch scrote stats for 2 days. I'm not sure how much longer I can go without these masochist updates.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

18 days

Reflection on Loss #18: Illinois 41 Nebraska 23.

It feels like just yesterday that Adrian Martinez was on his way out for being inconsistent throwing the ball and a turnover machine, but Lovie Smith's swan song against Nebraska might have shown us that there was more than meets the eye with Nebraska's problems at QB. Luke McCaffery got the start against Illinois and opened the game against Illinois by throwing a pass backwards, which for you football novices is actually a fumble, that was recovered by the Illini and converted into points shortly thereafter. Luke McCaffery turned the ball over 4 times before eventually handing the reigns back to Adrian Martinez. Lovie leaned hard into a gameplay that featured running the damn ball and unspectacular, but efficient QB play in a rout of the Big Red.

Scrote Stat #12:
Any Nebraska fan who grew up while Nebraska played in a conference with divisions knows the expectation in Lincoln is to win your division and then you're in a position for good shit to happen after that. Needless to say Coach Scrote has not been holding up his end of the bargain but to dive deeper into that...

Here's Coach Scrote's active losing streaks against division opponents

Illinois: L2
Cockeye: L4*
Minnesota: L3
Wisconsin: L3*

*team Coach Scrote has never beat.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

17 days.

Reflection on Loss #17: Northwestern 21 Nebraska 13 2020.

Nebraska played Northwestern in 2020 and to be honest with you my only recollection of the game was that Myles Farmer snagged 2 interceptions to try to carry the Big Red to victory. What I don't remember is that Luke McCaffery replaced Adrian Martinez late and drove down to put the huskers in a position to tie the game only to bring a tear of joy to Adrian's eye when he threw a pick inside the 10. Nebraska outgained the Wildcats but couldn't performed when it mattered letting a 13-7 half time lead go to waste by getting outscored 14-0 in the second half to lose.

Scrote Stat #13: According to Dr. Tom, ties are kissing your sister and passing the ball is fucking your uncle. Nevertheless, Dr. Tom let Coach Scrote throw the ball every now and then racking up 18 TDs to 7 interceptions in his time in Lincoln, good for a 2.6 to 1 TD to Int ratio. Despite the pass being antithetical to everything Dr. Tom believed in and the explosion of the passing offense in the last 2 decades Coach Scrote outperformed all of his handpicked QBs in Lincoln in this metric with Adrian having a 1.5 TD/int and Luke having a .5 TD/int in their careers at Nebraska respectively.

 

[Alcaus]

Need to send this thread to Turd and CC corch scote

This shit is ridiculous

 

[Baron Winnebago]

16 days

Reflection on Loss 16: Ohio State 52 Nebraska 17. 2020.

Congratulations! You've made it through 2 seasons of losses. There really isn't much to say about this one other than we pantsed the Cuckeyes on our first possession with some old fashioned I formation option football. But Justin Fields was damn near perfect at 20 of 21 and Ohio State WRs ran wild like Hulk Hogan all day. It's tough to say whether this game was when the "we all knew this was a 5 year rebuild" narrative took hold, but if I was a Scrotum that probably would have been my play afterwards.

Scrote Stat #14: 14 losses. Coach Scrote has accumulated an impressive 14 losses in the last 2 seasons and I only say impressive because he racked up 5 in a season where they only played 8 games. Did you know that Nebraska has only reached the 14+ losses mountaintop across 2 seasons in 5 instances in 131 years of football?

2018-9: Frost
2017-8: Riley/Frost
1957-8: Jennings
1956-7: Elliot/Jennings
1947-8: Masterson/Clark

 

[Kaladin]

16 days

Reflection on Loss 16: Ohio State 52 Nebraska 17. 2020.

Congratulations! You've made it through 2 seasons of losses. There really isn't much to say about this one other than we pantsed the Cuckeyes on our first possession with some old fashioned I formation option football. But Justin Fields was damn near perfect at 20 of 21 and Ohio State WRs ran wild like Hulk Hogan all day. It's tough to say whether this game was when the "we all knew this was a 5 year rebuild" narrative took hold, but if I was a Scrotum that probably would have been my play afterwards.

Scrote Stat #14: 14 losses. Coach Scrote has accumulated an impressive 14 losses in the last 2 seasons and I only say impressive because he racked up 5 in a season where they only played 8 games. Did you know that Nebraska has only reached the 14+ losses mountaintop across 2 seasons in 5 instances in 131 years of football?

2018-9: Frost
2017-8: Riley/Frost
1957-8: Jennings
1956-7: Elliot/Jennings
1947-8: Masterson/Clark

"ran wild like Hulk Hogan"

such a dumb quote @Baron Winnebago this entire thread is discredited because of it

 

[Baron Winnebago]

"ran wild like Hulk Hogan"

such a dumb quote @Baron Winnebago this entire thread is discredited because of it

It is well known by anyone with a pulse on God's green earth that cultural icon Hulk Hogan (not the much smaller penis'd Terry Bollea) would talk about how Hulkamania was running wild. If you can't keep up with these cutting edge pop culture references that's on you... brother.

 

[Kaladin]

It is well known by anyone with a pulse on God's green that cultural icon Hulk Hogan (not the much smaller penis's Terry Bollea) would talk about how Hulkamania was running wild. If you can't keep up with these cutting edge pop culture references that's on you... brother.

you're just making stuff up now

this whole thread is discredited I can't believe anyhting you say at this point

 

[Baron Winnebago]

you're just making stuff up now

this whole thread is discredited I can't believe anyhting you say at this point

 

[Kaladin]

 

[Jim14510]

It is well known by anyone with a pulse on God's green earth that cultural icon Hulk Hogan (not the much smaller penis'd Terry Bollea) would talk about how Hulkamania was running wild. If you can't keep up with these cutting edge pop culture references that's on you... brother.

I'm the last person that would defend this terrible poster but I knew exactly what he meant by Hogan running wild. Reference should have been obvious to you @Kaladin

 

[Kaladin]

I'm the last person that would defend this terrible poster but I knew exactly what he meant by Hogan running wild. Reference should have been obvious to you @Kaladin

you're dead to me

 

[Baron Winnebago]

you're dead to me

 

[Kaladin]

 

[Baron Winnebago]