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The NIL Jerky Battle (1 Viewer)

doublewing

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This is gonna get ugly with an 1890/Pipeline turf war that will come down to hot spots like Loomis, Thedford, and Bridgeport.

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Hedley Lamarr

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Just seems like this will split the jerky bucks market where NIL bucks for condoms or something remains untapped
This is where we at TPB come in. I can't think of a product that better represents us as a whole than a condom brand. However I'd like our best male athletes to make babies with our best female athletes therefore establishing future success and fertile recruiting.
 

MtnHusker

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This is where we at TPB come in. I can't think of a product that better represents us as a whole than a condom brand. However I'd like our best male athletes to make babies with our best female athletes therefore establishing future success and fertile recruiting.
Condoms or maybe we expand to include Dildos & Vibrators. The male athletes could go to Jim's to have a Plaster Mold made of their erect penis. Could shape them like Corn Cobs, and of course the Carlos Polk Pringles Can Model. You know there are lots of horny frustrated Husker housewives that would love to fuck a life sized corn dildo of Eric Crouch or Suh's penis.
 

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