The NIL Jerky Battle

[Ghost of Devaney]

How flippin dumb is he? Horrible look. Lazy ass marketing. How could they possibly think this would be well received? JHC

 

[iruletheskool]

"Oh no"

 

[Snockered69]

Help support the peeds with our money laundering 1890 campaign where .01% makes it back to our athletes!

 

[doublewing]

This is gonna get ugly with an 1890/Pipeline turf war that will come down to hot spots like Loomis, Thedford, and Bridgeport.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

@Pipeline Jerky King

GITT

 

[nja13]

Help support the peeds with our money laundering 1890 campaign where .01% makes it back to our athletes!

Are you assuming a higher percentage of the Pipeline Jerky profits go to NIL than the 1890 jerky?

Why?

 

[Snockered69]

Are you assuming a higher percentage of the Pipeline Jerky profits go to NIL than the 1890 jerky?

Why?

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Apparently you understand words and action better than most..

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

@Pipeline Jerky King

GITT

He’s not happy

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Just seems like this will split the jerky bucks market where NIL bucks for condoms or something remains untapped

 

[huskerj12]

This is a very abbiesomething thing to bitch about

Me when I see Davison & Abbie fighting about something:

Should I know who Abbie is?

 

[Kazman5k]

Should I know who Abbie is?

One of the chief annoying husker twitters

 

[Bulldog10]

This is a very abbiesomething thing to bitch about

I can’t stand that dumb bitch.

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

Just seems like this will split the jerky bucks market where NIL bucks for condoms or something remains untapped

This is where we at TPB come in. I can't think of a product that better represents us as a whole than a condom brand. However I'd like our best male athletes to make babies with our best female athletes therefore establishing future success and fertile recruiting.

 

[MtnHusker]

This is where we at TPB come in. I can't think of a product that better represents us as a whole than a condom brand. However I'd like our best male athletes to make babies with our best female athletes therefore establishing future success and fertile recruiting.

Condoms or maybe we expand to include Dildos & Vibrators. The male athletes could go to Jim's to have a Plaster Mold made of their erect penis. Could shape them like Corn Cobs, and of course the Carlos Polk Pringles Can Model. You know there are lots of horny frustrated Husker housewives that would love to fuck a life sized corn dildo of Eric Crouch or Suh's penis.

 

[nja13]

Should I know who Abbie is?

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

The two flavors should be smug and entitled

 

[BugeaterInWa]

The two flavors should be smug and entitled

Imo, pipeline could use a hickory or mesquite flavor.

GBR

 

[BugeaterInWa]

Just seems like this will split the jerky bucks market where NIL bucks for condoms or something remains untapped

Agree, maybe tic tacs?

GBR

 

[huskerj12]

so... she's on the same side of this issue as most people here it seems? Haha

 

[huskerj12]

Another interesting take on the controversy...