Tell me about your best bar fight ever...win or lose.

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Yes, apparently I have an issue with dudes trying to grab my dick.

In Vegas at Mirage for a conference. I'm at Happy Hour with our biggest vendor who was taking me to Cut for dinner. I walk to the bathroom and as I'm pissing a guy walks up behind me puts on hand on my shoulder and other around my waist, reaching down, mumbling something. I turn and jack him, he yells 'oh shit, wrong guy.' I'm like damn right wrong guy as he runs out of the bathroom. I run after him and catch up to him right by the high roller room. I smash his head into the window, next thing I'm on the ground by casino undercovers. All while my vendor watches this.

They review security footage and interview me, while he denies everything. Luckily there was a witness in the bathroom and timing of him walking in behind me and running out proved he was in the wrong. I requested for him to be removed from hotel. He was there for the same conference. As I return to happy hour, we see him with security rolling his luggage out.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Down in Cabo with my gf at the time we meet a group from Denver who we hang out with at pool all afternoon. They invite us to dinner at a local spot then we hit up a bar which was a mix of locals and tourists.

End up with a ton of tequila and margaritas throughout the night. A few of us start dancing on our table, which was lofted off the ground. Table next to us of meat head jersey shore guys weren't too fond of it. Same for a table of locals. Jersey shore boys start talking shit.

Next thing I know, a dude comes up behind me, gives me a reach around and attempts to grab my balls. As he walks away I end up stealing his 4 foot Sombrero and go back to dancing on the table. Apparently he took that as an invite and grabs my balls. I do a spinning roundhouse kick right to his nose sending him flying into the table of locals and blood sprays everywhere.

Jersey shore boys fly out of their booth to our table, I'm thinking I'm dead. They come to our booth and start signing 'shot, shots, shots' and ordered us a few rounds of Jager bombs. They thought it was one of the coolest things they've seen.

Bouncers took my side and saw the whole thing. We ended up getting our tab comped over it. Jersey shore boys and the table of locals take us to next bar where we partied all night,making sure that roundhouse boy and his friends didn't retaliate.

Are you a ninja?

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Yes, apparently I have an issue with dudes trying to grab my dick.

In Vegas at Mirage for a conference. I'm at Happy Hour with our biggest vendor who was taking me to Cut for dinner. I walk to the bathroom and as I'm pissing a guy walks up behind me puts on hand on my shoulder and other around my waist, reaching down, mumbling something. I turn and jack him, he yells 'oh shit, wrong guy.' I'm like damn right wrong guy as he runs out of the bathroom. I run after him and catch up to him right by the high roller room. I smash his head into the window, next thing I'm on the ground by casino undercovers. All while my vendor watches this.

They review security footage and interview me, while he denies everything. Luckily there was a witness in the bathroom and timing of him walking in behind me and running out proved he was in the wrong. I requested for him to be removed from hotel. He was there for the same conference. As I return to happy hour, we see him with security rolling his luggage out.

You sound like Chuck Norris

 

[theDankness]

The bolded cracked me up. You forgot the Affliction T-Shirts

dude, thank you. I was going insane trying to think of that brand.


Non-bar, but party:
As a drunken idiot freshman, I saw Terrance Nunn at a party and said something along the lines of "way to drop that fucking ball last year against Texas" and walked away. 2 hours later, I get sucker punched in the back of the head and fall to the ground. Terrance Nunn clocked me on his way out of the party. Didn't even stop or say anything. Just punched me in the back of the head and kept it moving out of the door. I deserved it.

 

[LoudHogRider]

A high school buddy of mine was below average sizewise and had a smart mouth. Funny guy but his mouth got him in trouble all the time, especially from dumb guys who didn't understand his humor. He got in his fair share of fights in JR high and his first couple years in high school, generally getting his ass kicked. He didn't like to fight.

In high school he started taking Teakwondo. He picked it up quickly and got pretty good at it. Amazingly after he started taking that he never got into another fight. He developed a confidence about him that made people think twice about messing with him.

His JR year at Nebraska some football player was being a douche at his friends party. Walked up to the keg and grabbed the tapper handle out of a girls hand to fill his cup. My buddy saw it and grabbed it from him giving it back to the girl so she could finish filling up her cup. The Husker football player was a Defensive end for us and a big ole boy. My buddy at the time probably weighed all of 170. He told him he could wait his turn and the football player started screaming at him. Said to my buddy "you are lucky I know the guy throwing this party or I would kick your ass right here. Let's go outside so I can kick your ass". Buddy calmly replied "We can go outside but I'm not sure you will be able to kick my ass". Football player stormed off finding the guy throwing the party and told him he was gonna kick my buddy's ass, to which the guy throwing the party replied "Good Luck with that, you'll probably just end up getting your ass kicked". No fight and if this was a movie my buddy would have left with the girl, but unfortunately he had Zero game with the ladies.

Great story, but I hated the ending. 'Twas hoping for the movie version ending.

 

[Link-]

Yes I am

I can’t think of who went on to be a dentist down there. May have been after my time.

I was an early 00s grad.

My football team sucked bad. Only 4 seniors on the team and we were class B then.

My brother’s team, late 90s, beat Auburn like 12-7. He came into the game as a junior to QB over their starter and led them to a victory over the Kelsey bros.
Some well known Omaha sports writer wrote a few years back that it was questionably the best Nebraska high school football game in modern history.

Gotta put Table Rock ending Sacred Heart’s streak up there. That game was fuggin insane.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Gotta put Table Rock ending Sacred Heart’s streak up there. That game was fuggin insane.

I think I listened to that on the radio. That was late 90s and in tablerock wasn’t it?

Insane, sure…..but we’re talking 8 man football. Basically 7on7 with full pads

 

[Link-]

I think I listened to that on the radio. That was late 90s and in tablerock wasn’t it?

Insane, sure…..but we’re talking 8 man football. Basically 7on7 with full pads

95 I believe.

 

[Mustangblood]

I think I listened to that on the radio. That was late 90s and in tablerock wasn’t it?

Insane, sure…..but we’re talking 8 man football. Basically 7on7 with full pads

 

[God is a Husker]

Gotta put Table Rock ending Sacred Heart’s streak up there. That game was fuggin insane.

Looking back, it’s a shame Richardson county didn’t just have 1 public school.
But alas, neither of the population centers (Falls City & Humboldt) are even remotely close to being geographically centered in the county and are 28 miles apart.


Also for reference to how rural Northwest Kansas is: the most populated county in NWKS by far is Thomas county (Colby) and it’s 1,075 sq miles with a population ~8,000. Richardson County Nebraska is 555 sq miles with a population ~8,000.

 

[Cash68847]

I don’t have any but we have this guy in his 50s working for us who was a golden gloves champ and great wrestler back in the day. He has some crazy stories that check out because my uncle has known him since he was in college. The guy has gained weight now but he was probably a 5’8 160 pound type guy then. He told me stories of beating the fuck out of multiple Husker linemen at one time. People would think they could fuck with the little guy and he loved beating the shit out of people so it was a perfect storm for him rolling up on people every time he went out.

 

[Link-]

Looking back, it’s a shame Richardson county didn’t just have 1 public school.
But alas, neither of the population centers (Falls City & Humboldt) are even remotely close to being geographically centered in the county and are 28 miles apart.


Also for reference to how rural Northwest Kansas is: the most populated county in NWKS by far is Thomas county (Colby) and it’s 1,075 sq miles with a population ~8,000. Richardson County Nebraska is 555 sq miles with a population ~8,000.

Pretty sure there was a proposal to build a big ass school out by 6-mile back in the 80s, but was shot down by the powers that be in Humboldt. Would’ve made too much sense. Side note, Pawnee turned down consolidating with TR-S and just turned down Lewiston.

 

[Dble E]

Your stories reminded me of a story.....

I was at Guitars and Cadillac's back in the day....these guys come in being all loud and talking trash......

You'd think my story is about these guys starting fights and kicking ass or an underdog story about them getting destroyed by a little guy...nope.

This one guy keeps going up to girls and asking them to dance....they all said NO!!.....so he proceeds to kick his own ass. He punched himself in the face about ten times....went got a shot and sat in the corner....LOL....I totally forgot about that story...

 

[God is a Husker]

Pretty sure there was a proposal to build a big ass school out by 6-mile back in the 80s, but was shot down by the powers that be in Humboldt. Would’ve made too much sense. Side note, Pawnee turned down consolidating with TR-S and just turned down Lewiston.

thats even worse, Pawnee county is only 400 sq miles


State should just force these schools to close. These Schools can't afford shit and are paying teachers to teach tiny classes (not to mention paying for the facilities and bills etc)

Especially situations like Pawnee where the entire county takes like 10-15 mins to drive across, the worst commute in the county for miles would be like an average commute for rural western NE/KS or the average commute in mins. for people in big cities driving their kids to school.


PS: its not like consolidating these schools is gonna make them "too big" so there is no argument for not consolidating, also bonus for pooling taxes and school land money = better funding. I'd imagine most teachers would take a 50-80% raise if all it took was going from teaching like 8 kids a class to now teaching 16-20 kids a class. Much easier to recruit a teacher to rural Nebraska for $80k a year vs. only offering $48k

 

[Woodrow F Call]

HTRS has the biggest district in the state I believe. Goes just west of Steinaur all the way to the Missouri River.

I’m of the opinion that they’re fucking up by not building a big ass school out by Kirkman’s.

I love the 180 this Best bar fight thread has made. You boys are fixing to overhaul the rural education system of SE Nebraska

 

[God is a Husker]

HTRS has the biggest district in the state I believe. Goes just west of Steinaur all the way to the Missouri River.

I’m of the opinion that they’re fucking up by not building a big ass school out by Kirkman’s.

if they were gonna build a school they for sure would have put it on or right off of hwy 75 (6 mile or Dawson make the most sense)

we even got our own Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebraska_Outback