RSS poster oldred

[djw004]

one underrated thing about red is he for some reason always knows what time practice starts. I don't even know where one obtains that information.

What if it was Turd all this time…

 

[jw3]

 

[Baron Winnebago]

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If only everyone in our country could be held accountable by oldred

 

[BingoDingo]

If only everyone in our country could be held accountable by oldred

 

[God is a Husker]

If only everyone in our country could be held accountable by oldred

Because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

So we'll troll him, because he is so oblivious he can take it.

Because he's not our hero.

He’s an un-silent guardian, a watchful message boarder.

An Old Red.

 

[cwessel76]

Because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

So we'll troll him, because he is so oblivious he can take it.

Because he's not our hero.

He’s an un-silent guardian, a watchful message boarder.

An Old Red.

This sounds like a Toby Keith song.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

This sounds like a Toby Keith song.

Do you want a boot in your ass? Cause that's the American way

 

[jw3]

oldred, ignoring the 6 pinned practice report threads: "is there any media access today? figured we'd have some reports on practice."

sean callahan on the board: "practice reports are up, my friend!"

sean callahan behind closed doors at RSS headquarters: "oldred you dumb fuckin son of a bitch"

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that thread played out EXACTLY like this lol. God bless oldred.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

This sounds like a Toby Keith song.

So, a couple of FUTK things from this past Saturday

Me and the fam made the drive up to Norman from Dallas on Saturday morning for the OU/SMU game (wife is an OU alumni - fuck me, right?). We were just pulling into town a bit after kickoff, listened to the first 15mins or so on the radio on the drive. We wanted to stop for lunch because we had an hour or so to kill before we could check into the hotel, so we started looking for places that would have the game on and low and behold, TK's "I love this bar and grill" appears. We go in and the place has a bunch of tv's all playing football, but I don't see the NEB/Prime game. I ask our host if we could have one of the tv's on it and he says, "nope, can't do that." I think he was autistic or something, because another waiter comes over and says, "no prob, what channel," and away we go.



Anyway, turns out TK was almost @dead from stomach cancer, but is apparently doing better now. He hasn't performed since 2021. He's a regular on the OU sideline, along with my man Jim Ross - BAH GAWD!

 

[cwessel76]

So, a couple of FUTK things from this past Saturday

Me and the fam made the drive up to Norman from Dallas on Saturday morning for the OU/SMU game (wife is an OU alumni - fuck me, right?). We were just pulling into town a bit after kickoff, listened to the first 15mins or so on the radio on the drive. We wanted to stop for lunch because we had an hour or so to kill before we could check into the hotel, so we started looking for places that would have the game on and low and behold, TK's "I love this bar and grill" appears. We go in and the place has a bunch of tv's all playing football, but I don't see the NEB/Prime game. I ask our host if we could have one of the tv's on it and he says, "nope, can't do that." I think he was autistic or something, because another waiter comes over and says, "no prob, what channel," and away we go.

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Anyway, turns out TK was almost @dead from stomach cancer, but is apparently doing better now. He hasn't performed since 2021. He's a regular on the OU sideline, along with my man Jim Ross - BAH GAWD!

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Fuck cancer, man. I hope he stays in remission.

 

[SlumpBuster]

 

[SlumpBuster]

 

[Fargo Husker]

What a legend

 

[Ripping Lips]

Old Red still owning $ Dean

 

[Jim14510]

Things are fluid guys.

 

[greybeardedchild]

Things are fluid guys.

I heard ol @HuskerDocCo had a fluid situation in his pants this afternoon

 

[Jim14510]

I heard ol @HuskerDocCo had a fluid situation in his pants this afternoon

He forgot his depends. Was an ugly scene.

 

[herbsinator]

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Typo + a fluid situation

And people say Dean doesn’t have his fastball anymore…

 

[HuskerDocCo]

I heard ol @HuskerDocCo had a fluid situation in his pants this afternoon

ah why you fvckin sumbitch !! …true tho forget me depends and squirted durin bingo hall

 

[HuskerDocCo]

He forgot his depends. Was an ugly scene.

why you to!?? Sumbitch !! Squirted a little out at bingo hall today make Geraldine use a scent candle thanks