God no...up until about two weeks ago I wasn't even going to coach at all. The new school I moved to has never won more than 8 games in a season. Last year they won 3. 2 came against much smaller schools and the third win was at their regional tournament against a team that was short 4 kids due to covid.
The coach last year was a parent who helped out with jv for a few years. I had a 15-20 minute meeting with him and his wife, who coaches the girl's varsity team (terribly), where he told me he just wanted to coach JV this year. Basically he was overwhelmed with work and he had a lot of issues with parents last year. Fast forward two months and the football team wins state. All of a sudden this parent decides he wants to coach varsity again. His wife, who is a bitch, angrily tells me he's the varsity coach right before my junior high practice. She's been a cancer this entire fall. Her daughter is a senior (they have twin seniors) so I think she will step down after this year anyways. She accuses me of lying about what her husband said about coaching although their own kids back up my version of events. It got kind of ugly for a bit. My athletic director caves and lets him back in the role so I backed out completely because I've been wanting to take up ice fishing anyways. So this fall I've been coaching the 6th, 7th, and 8th grade basketball teams by myself. Two weeks ago he resigned completely because he couldn't find an assistant coach that would be willing to do all the work while he got to rant like a moron at officials each game (He got 4 technicals last year).
So now I'm also the varsity coach with about 8k short in fundraising. The team has some legit length and good athletes but they've been coached terribly their entire high school career. Frankly I think .500 would be a hell of a good year but some of the parents, led by the last coach, have somehow convinced themselves they will win state in basketball because they won state football. Football, in their classification, is terrible as they won most games by 40 points.