OT: How Long Has it Been Since You Pooped Your Pants?

[2010sarenevercomingback]

I had to reset the counter to 0 today.

Ate BWW back to back meals, had a sizeable shart, and then had to duckwalk to the bathroom & use half a roll of TP.

 

[Frogsker30]

45 seconds

 

[DrumMonkeyRobot]

Been a couple of months.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

45 seconds

 

[Pipe Line]

I have IBS. Some days are different than others you could say. Tends to happen on heavy squat days more often than not. Not full on poops, but some sharts

 

[betsch]

Some people here need to work on their sphincter strength. I teach classes. DM me.

 

[Adolph Coors]

been a few years. never a good time

 

[iruletheskool]

Whenever I was in diapers last as a baby

 

[huskermack]

It’s been a few years, but back in the day I was the master of shitting myself - or outside in public in front of unwilling eyes.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Whenever I was in diapers last as a baby

 

[Cookiemonster]

No gal bladder. Probably a year ago. Usually a trusting a fart situation. Emergency poops are a real thing.

 

[Frogsker30]

I have IBS. Some days are different than others you could say. Tends to happen on heavy squat days more often than not. Not full on poops, but some sharts

Are you me and I you?

 

[ISUforNU]

Better question would be how many times a day!

 

[BugeaterInWa]

Not as recently as @HuskerDocCo

Sumbitch, beeeeeeeeelch

GBR

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Not as recently as @HuskerDocCo

Sumbitch, beeeeeeeeelch

GBR

yup sumbitch i poop my pants regularly

 

[nja13]

St. Patrick's Day 2007.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I have IBS. Some days are different than others you could say. Tends to happen on heavy squat days more often than not. Not full on poops, but some sharts

I have the opposite of IBS so I'd be making a farewell post if I ever shit myself

 

[HuskerDocCo]

I have the opposite of IBS so I'd be making a farewell post if I ever shit myself

yep! nothin better than a good ole buttshittin’ Larry

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Brothers wedding in 2014, I lit a stogie and immediately had to shit but was stuck on trolley. I ran into bathroom at the dance hall and it was 8 deep so right there she blowed.
I was then pulled into the direction to run with bridesmaid for our entrance together in front of everyone and then told to sit at front table.
I had to give the best man speech with shit in my pants. People thought I was sweating bad because of nerves of speech, but nope. I was just worried about the smell!

 

[Cornicator]

Really the greatest 3 minutes in Spring Training history: