OK… Haven’t been to Kansas City in probably 15 years. Use to attend the blues festival there every year…until it was closed down due to…

[Baron Winnebago]

This really is an underrated take… The people you hate have a significantly diminished probability of being brutally raped and murdered in a dark alley if we crack down on violent crime.

It’s probably the most convincing anti-police/law and order argument one can make.

Don't get me wrong. I'd love to murder Jim. It'd make my year, but it'd also be kinda messy and I don't own an elephant gun to make sure he goes down easily.

You know because he's fat

 

[V-Doub]

Don't get me wrong. I'd love to murder Jim. It'd make my year, but it'd also be kinda messy and I don't own an elephant gun to make sure he goes down easily.

You know because he's fat

Murder isn’t simple anymore. You really gotta do your homework in 2025.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Murder isn’t simple anymore. You really gotta do your homework in 2025.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

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One of the GOATs. Not every day you convince a man to shoot himself twice in the back of the head, but old Vince Foster did it anyways

 

[HughJanus]

Made the mistake of going to a Popeyes chicken in KC once with a coworker in my more naive days. As you can imagine the two of us stood out like a sore thumb among the other customers.

This black lady was pissed about her order getting messed up and started yelling and throwing shit at the lady cashier, trying to jump over the counter and pull her hair, but she was too fat to hoist herself up, so went back to just throwing shit at her and screaming. Cashier is dishing it right back at her calling stupid and crazy, threats of physical violence going back and forth.

This was me

After a solid 3-5 minutes of this she storms out to a car and tells the guy that I can only assume was her pimp to go take care of the issue. I'm thinking about this time that I need to make an escape before shit goes down. The dude shuffles in, probably 6'5" 140 lbs, and completely diffuses the situation. He and the cashier end up smiling and laughing about the "crazy bitch"

One of those things that is kind of funny in retrospect but you'd rather not ever have to experience again in life. Never seen anything like this this happen at a Runza if you can believe it.

That's nothing. My cousin went to KC for a buddies bachelor party. They ended up next to the power and light district for most of the night. He got a little hammered, as you can imagine he was a little out of place. He ended up pissing around the corner of this building when this black dude came up to him and said wtf?? Stop pissing in the street!

He must have been some type of pimp bc he was wearing a full suit with a lanyard that said "citi bank" or something. Dude was super aggressive and irrational. regardless the very next day he applied for his concealed carry, sold his house, and moved to Pilger. Never stepping foot in that hell hole after that. Don't care how good the BBQ is.

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

You can post the crime stats all you want but that doesn’t change that fact that you will be safe in the majority of America (the parts most visitors visit) if you’re half way smart, and not looking for trouble. Only around 24% of violent crime is random crimes to strangers with the largest part of those being burglary and rapes, which I don’t think you have to worry about while you’re visiting KC.

time is what if I am not “halfway smart” 😂 .




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