***Official don’t buy any bullshit they try selling you, offseason thread***

[Sous Chef]

I'm struggling to see more than two more wins on the schedule. I've been dumbfounded by the number of national and local pundits that were talking undefeated after Maryland. Did no one see USC deep dick Michigan? Their roster is so much better than ours. And far better coached everywhere but special teams. They are going to murder us, bury us, dig our bones up and fuck them. Then set our bones on fire and piss on them. Cockeye will be the same shit as Minnesota. Laugh as Raiola hangs on to the ball and eats sack after sack while Holgorsen totally ignores the run game and I'm sure Cockeye will have at least two long TD runs and three field goals to beat us 23-13.

 

[Sous Chef]

Always better to acknowledge the reality of a situation no matter how uncomfortable it may be fwiw hth gbr

The problem with looking for the truth is that if you look hard enough you will find it.

 

[ChocaEgg]

The problem with looking for the truth is that if you look hard enough you will find it.

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Fuck whatever toilet bowl they send us to. It’s basically the offseason. For us being so improved this year we are somehow farther behind Cockeye than before. If you buy any bullshit this offseason you truly can’t be helped.

 

[Cash68847]

Fuck whatever toilet bowl they send us to. It’s basically the offseason. For us being so improved this year we are somehow farther behind Cockeye than before. If you buy any bullshit this offseason you truly can’t be helped.

It’s deja vu. We extend a coach who shouldn’t get an extension with the lack of results on the field and we bottom out.

 

[Red Finger]

 

[NEHusker54]

I don’t even want this to be a part of my life anymore. Done wasting any amount of energy or money on it.

 

[Tonkasker]

6 wins next year. Not hearing anything otherwise

 

[huskermack]

This season has definitely been a disappointment.

 

[ChocaEgg]

6 wins next year. Not hearing anything otherwise

Six wins is ceiling. Four is the floor. Five is likely.

 

[SlumpBuster]

6 wins next year. Not hearing anything otherwise

Depends on the portal.

Right now 6 is high. But if they truly aren't handcuffed by the budget this year, we'll see.

 

[Ext. 55]

Playoffs and top 5 finish next year!!!

 

[SlumpBuster]

Playoffs and top 5 finish next year!!!

Nice. Post this now and if it's a trainwreck say it was sarcasm. If it actually happens you're a genius

 

[Ext. 55]

Nice. Post this now and if it's a trainwreck say it was sarcasm. If it actually happens you're a genius

 

[RPO_Dialectic]

6 wins next year. Not hearing anything otherwise

It’s an easy floor really. You just have to win cupcake season, which is the first three game and then beat the 3 conference teams that are worse. We could still drop one so I’d guess 6(-1) potentially. You get smoked in the real games and it’s bowl season again. The noncons help prop up a mediocre coaches with some dubs. What a lifeline.

Ohio-W
Bowling Green-W
North Dakota-W
Indiana-L
Maryland-W
Ohio State-L
Washington-L
Illinois-L
Cockeye-L
Michigan State-W
Oregon-L
Rutgers-W (iffy)

 

[SlumpBuster]

It’s an easy floor really. You just have to win cupcake season, which is the first three game and then beat the 3 conference teams that are worse. We could still drop one so I’d guess 6(-1) potentially. You get smoked in the real games and it’s bowl season again. The noncons help prop up a mediocre coaches with some dubs. What a lifeline.

Ohio-W
Bowling Green-W
North Dakota-W
Indiana-L
Maryland-W
Ohio State-L
Washington-L
Illinois-L
Cockeye-L
Michigan State-W
Oregon-L
Rutgers-W (iffy)

I have some skepticism Illinois will be good but they'll be physical which means we'll probably lose badly.

 

[stonesak]

Can't wait to play at the New York Community Food Station Bowl at Eugene V. Debs Stadium.

 

[kaz36]

 

[Black Dean]

We get it your out on Rhule, don’t need to tell everyone in every thread.

🤭

 

[ChocaEgg]

The sandy vags are always right in the end