***Official don’t buy any bullshit they try selling you, offseason thread***

[Ext. 55]

I plan to look like this by 10 am on Saturdays during the fall.
Edit: Yes, I will have breasts, long hair and skinny jeans.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

A/s/l?

 

[Ext. 55]

…but what if we somehow magically win 8 games?

 

[Ext. 55]

A/s/l?

For the short bus kids out here, what does that mean?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

For the short bus kids out here, what does that mean?

How young/old are you?

Age, sex, location. A common greeting on the internet circa2000

 

[Ext. 55]

How young/old are you?

Age, sex, location. A common greeting on the internet circa2000

Somewhere between 45 and 60

Ok, I should have remembered that.

Problem is that it’s so easy to show up at either of the Grata’s in Lincoln and take home a nice 38 year old, I forgot.

Those two places are like shooting fish in a barrel. Nothing better…

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

Really easy to avoid Offseason hype when Frost loses a major contributor or two every offseason

I really thought Corch Fraudst would do a reasonable job selling the koolaid this offseason. I figured I’d help keep expectations low with this thread. Now here we are and no one needs me to tell them that 5 wins would be a substantial overachievement from the looks of it.

 

[Red Finger]

I really thought Corch Fraudst would do a reasonable job selling the koolaid this offseason. I figured I’d help keep expectations low with this thread. Now here we are and no one needs me to tell them that 5 wins would be a substantial overachievement from the looks of it.

Give it a few months. Plenty of time to pump the new comers. Did you hear we got the number 1 juco RB in the country!? Whipple coached a Heisman finalist last year…what!?😎

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

3-9.

 

[Jim14510]

After Mathis and Drew I needed to read through this as a refresher. Bumped for any others needing anti koolaid therapy.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I hope North Dakota packed a lunch because it's gonna be a long day for the FKA Fighting Sioux

 

[Woodrow F Call]

After Mathis and Drew I needed to read through this as a refresher. Bumped for any others needing anti koolaid therapy.

Good bump James. People to need to calm their tits

 

[Kaladin]

After Mathis and Drew I needed to read through this as a refresher. Bumped for any others needing anti koolaid therapy.

take a sip of the koolaid

take a nice big sip

 

[Kaladin]

Good bump James. People to need to calm their tits

you need to calm YOUR tits

 

[Ext. 55]

you need to calm YOUR tits

 

[Jim14510]

take a sip of the koolaid

take a nice big sip

You must be one of those north stadium plants.

 

[Kaladin]

You must be one of those north stadium plants.

 

[Kaladin]

You must be one of those north stadium plants.

i am a north stadium plant

 

[Woodrow F Call]

you need to calm YOUR tits

Everyone is calm here swimtown.

 

[Kaladin]

Everyone is calm here swimtown.